The Basement Lounge
The Basement Lounge

Season 1, Episode 29 · 1 year ago

"I'm a Comedian Who Doesn't Wanna Talk About Comedy" with Dusty Harvey - EP #29

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Comedian Dusty Harvey is tired of talking about comedy. But don't worry, he has plenty more to talk about!


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...start playing catch up, yn forty fiveminutes later I', I'm holding onto the toilet Likeo welwoke up the next morning in a room Ididn't recognize and did the whole check was like okay, my alone, okay,thank God. Okay, yeah! That's that sounds like my twenty first birthday. Ididn't eat anything at all. Oh, no, an anything at all and the second I hitmidnight. It was just like liquor, liquor, liquor, clicker, just hounded Iblacked out, and I think forty five minutes. I don't know if that'spossible, but I I like it was like twelve twenty five and I only starteddrining at midnight, and I don't remember anything. My friend was thereat one point: 'cause I just threw up like. Oh, I think I got alcoholboisoning that night Ih 'cause. I was on the toilet all night, but my friendwalked in. I was throwing up and throwin up abecame. It Te check on me and I wasd just sitting naked on the toilat gon Oprovemen Joh, my God s, so so what? What is yourdrink? A choice then light claw. Just wice Lo is la O, O yeah. It used to beJameson and orange juice. That was Li, that woman drink of choice, yeah Hmanthat just sounds unpleasant. It was fine, it was. I had great times with it. I don't I don't do it I'll have I'll.Try like you know, 'cause. I like work with like some like Burbon, snobs andstuff, like that 'r like well, I'm trying theres. You know this and I'mlike it just it hurts. It hurts my stomach when it goes down like they'relike feel the bird I'm like, but it also tastes like crat like I don't Idon't like any of this see. I love Burbon you're, a Burbin guy. You seemlike a Ky Guy K, my birdmen, my whisky. Anything, that's not Takila. I don't doto kill it. I Tokila you know I like to say I'm in an abusive relationship withthe Keilo as it. It does terrible things to me and then I leave I swarI'll, never come back and then a few months later, it's like. Well, it'sbeen a long. While it's been it's W, it's different. This TI yeah it'll bedifferent this time. Maybe it was my fault. I don't it's always my fault.Yeah, THAT'S VODKA! You know Vodkeis one another,one like il I'll drink VIDGA, but it's it's got to be mixed with something Idrank too much vot ca back when I was of age when I was younger right thatwasn't a page, but you know just in the gateraid bottle. I'd go to likehardcore, shows and stuff like that, and I would just pound votka straightrayed bottle. Oh Yeah, just all day drinking I was I was you know, part ofthat you know. I was in high school, where I didn't do this mom, but kidswould would they'd bring the gator aid bottles, the like the sports ones, withthe squeeze top yeah, they would put Vonga in their gatoraid bottle out orthe the gateraid. You know soaked in Ge it, the Gummy Bear Soakd indvodka thingyou know and Oh yeah. Those were the days right bact when you C N get a holdof the case, smearing off ice, and you were the cool kid Ogrampa, the coolestkid ever so you were like down south. Thenweren't, you yeah, I we I was originally in North Canton, and then wemoved down south right before I started high school Pcor High School, and thenI was there all through college and then a few years after college I'StMoved I've e been been in Dayton for five years. Yeah M an I remember whenhe first started coming around and stuff like that, bekon yeah, it wasabout five years ago, five year, 'LD be five years in Augustnice was it like. It was like down south. Was it like wh, like those weirddry places where, like alcohol was like? Oh Yeah, Oh yeah, yeah, I mean th th,the town I went to college in was was a dry. You know you couldn't buy alcoholon Sunday. There was one time where St Patrices Day was on a Sunday and thetown didn't know what to do. She thought I mean I mean like twelve.Oh One am you know you could not buy alcohol anywhere and you know it wasn't,but it wasn't until seven am theday onthe night day we're allowed to again.I think I think I mean other than bars. I think that's kind of how here is'cause. I know you can like. If you go, you can go to a bar is 'cause what lastcolls it two and you can go and pick up like beer to go in the bar. I meanyou're, paying so much money for it. I've never doneit before, but Um ballpart prices pretty much yeah, not the AtlantaStadium, where everything's cheap, but like Al Park Crisis M, but you can do that there, but I thinkthey STOPP. I was talking to I one of my coworkers as a cop, and I was justlike what were the whater, the alcohol. I think it's like one. You can't buy. IA like a gas station, you you can't they don't serve liquor. You can't buythe liquor out a store after nine okayum. I like how I said no stand up and we'reonly talking about alcohol. I know that's Wev as yeah. Oh man...

...down south is weird 'cause like when Igot up here and I saw that you could buy granted it's bad liquor, but liquorat like target and Yeah Roger that blew my mind. Yeah I was E, You n an then Ibought a bottles, put it in the Freezer, get it nice and cold thand. It froze,and I was like well this this Isi' not real alcoho. No, it am okay, it saysalcohol, but yeah. It's a lot of people, don't realize just how strict thealcohol Lawsar down south like you'll go to a bar and you'll see like anentire wall, just papered in all the permits they have to have based if they want to sell alcohol orbe open past like eleven midnight. One Am am it's n one of those labsis. Theywill hut your blace down likewow, it's really strict down. Th, that's cool, Imean I figured they would drink more down there like, I guess it's yeah. Idon't know, I guess Jesus and everything they all meangod faring ofpeople, but it's but that's where but light is made you'd think. But thenagain I mean the town where Jacke angels is made as a Drik as a drycounty. Of course it is 'cause old Jackie was running aroundback in the day, wer Wentin it for everybody, yeah man, Um so Y. I know you're a bigmovie guy. I am a big Igna, Il like me WH. What have you have you seenanything recently? Oh Dude. I've been watching a lot of movies recently whichbeen actually Um. I just watched. I just finished an a I watched darkwaters. How was that good? It was good, it's it's kind of like a seventies typelike thrit. Like do you know, like lawyer, mm thriller type. You know, like I didn't know any of thestory going into it. I know that, like they filmed it around here, I think inCincinnati. I think so. 'cause hat was like tmark Bruffell ofthe hulks in Cincinnati and I'm like Coolro. I don't care, it's really good M. I enjoyed it. I waslike I was thinking about sign up for letotared box. Today, Oh yeah yeah. Iwas thinking about like signing up for that 'cause Iwas. Just since I got mycomputer, I've just been watching movies and like video games, Um and S, I'd give it like a three and ahalf out of five Li really enjoyed it. I thought the guy his names bill camp.He playeda like the discrintled farmer that kicks the whole thing off Um. I don't know why he wasn't nominatedfor, like anything 'cause. I thought he was wonderful, a weird Oscar season ten,but it was a good Oscar ses. It was good it Wa like like everything thatwon stuff. I was like yeah that makes sense yeah. I haven't seen Paris ot yet,but I haven't either it's a lot of work. When I one saw Jojo Rabbit, I saw thatrea too good movie. It was good it' stuck with me for a couple o days. Thefacts I was like: I had to sit and mall on that one yeah, but they were showingat the nee on the same time, and I was like, if I'm going to watch movie withsubtitles, I want to be able to rewind. If I miss something right so right yeahI have I I downloaded it legally and UH. It doesn't have subtitle so iohow to I can watch it in Korea and I won'tunderstand it. Let' Ye think it really act. You know if I can't understand hem.What's the motion on their face saying you know Neflix does that where they'lllike so when when the defenders was on, I remember this is one F h. s sticksout in my head is therete the Marble Cross Maoe with the Iron Fist andyeaage ands. There's one episode where the first fifteen minutes are twopeople, speaking Japanese to each other, but they didn't subtitle the show. Ifyou want to know what they're saying you have to turn the actual subtitleson to understand what they're saying a Lik. They didn't just use Gr like theirgraphics guy to make onscreen sub titles. You have to knowingly turn themOl. Otherwise you don't know what they're saying for the first fifteentseriously. I was like that's that's dumb. That's veyt. Did you ever seeisle with Isle of dogs, the Wason? Well, they didn'tthey didn't subtitl when theJapanese people spoke at all that irritated me. So much yeah. I don'tknow why 'cause I it was like it's artistic choices. Idoing that, but like Shep, a fuck up just let me know what they're saying Idon't I don't in hear blinds like I. I appreciate you in your art, like eveneven America, subtitled their guys when they were speaking derkaderta dirty amad. I got I not dirty saying TERKADEK. I like Y,what they say they now Therada De d, Mohamme da its like an entire line ofdialogue in that movie. I hated that movie the first time really. The firstties I saw it. I don't think I've watched it since B, I've seen clips andI was like okay, that's funny I ges now I was twelve. So I was all about thatkind. I wasoff too bi don't know. I was yeah, we're right round. Thetwhat Youreone thirty one SA I'm thirty. So I was like eleven yeah, whatever same e, like o your Sey Suryou're. So much sure is a twelve year...

...old. He really got TA figure d out attwelve o know, but I I didn't like it for some reason:Um, but I loved South Park. So I I don't know I need to go back. Ind,probably rewatch it again, but the popit sexis a little much I've seenthat atll times, but but the scene where the dude vomits for like a minuteand a half in the alleyway to this day makes me just laugh uncontrollably. Idon't know why yeah, I think that would have benefited like that would havebenefited more in. Like my twenties, I thought I would have enjoyed it like alot more. When I was enjoying life, you know th. The theme song, I think, iswhat really makes the movie yeah Mererka Star Bo Hook, yeah yeah, but what I love that nobody ever callsthat cause. They say slavery like three times followed by a fuck yeah and thatD, I'm like nobody caught that, no one! No, I just well. It is America, Okathey're, making fun of they're making fun of a certain type of person. That's are very real. U They're around! I watched something h actual I havin in blue right now youever seen movie called upgrade. No, that is I've heard it's been on, like I readlike a lot of like movie lists like stuff, you need to check out 'cause,like I like reviews and everything but like I need to know like LR. Was this actually good like R inlike forms on, like you know, like Ogoon like rent, I won H, GeneralCONSEISCM, General Consensus? Yes, but I haven't seen that yet and that's owna lot of it was one of those y Kno t came out n like twenty eighteen and itkindof like one anothe radar, and it was one that you know kept popping upon on list of like yeah s ceck out than I was on, inaly washed it an I was likeSot oitch. This is fant gray. It's by no means like it's, not a profoundOscar film. You know it's not the godfather or anything Um, but just asfar as like a fun, Kindof dark horror, action, yeah, Scifi M it was, it wasfreaky. I'm all about that. I like that Genre Ali, is that a blad under twentyforty nine poster right, Dari hell as the from from the actual movie theaterI haven't, found a frame for it yet o yeah, that's a whole back. I used towork at a movie theater back in the day, the one job I never had it's, I I didit for too long real. I worked at a movie theater for too long and it waslike I would like get promoted to assistant manager and then like I'd,get pissed off and quick and then I would just go work at another movietheater. I did that like three times and I cannever get hired 'cause 'cause like 'cause. There 's, always somebody whowas there who just kept getting promoted it, W pretty much everybodywerted the high school with, and that was that was yeah. I worked at the oneup in Piqua and then I worked at the one at the Easten Mall A and then thenthey transferred me over to Dublin and then I got transferred back to east andand then I quit I quit over a girl 'cause. I was like sad about a girl. Iwas a big mistake. I don't yeah now I got weird and then I I was always weird,but and then I worked at the rave in Polaris and h and then I quit. I walkedout of that theater, oh because, oh so, like a manager pulled me aside andthey're like dusty, H, you're, not keeping up with hygiene andyou kind of smell, really bad right. Now, okay, I ' like okay, so I'm Smellyn andthat pissed me off so much I smelled like Shi like like. No, I did not. Ididn't warrant it. I guess is warated for sure I don't I I'm Weir. I don'tlike. Where do Yo tterint that often LoC, you know like it's just I'm notlike a Hippi. I just forget and like I', never washed, my clothesand I smelled, but like it offended me, I just walked out. I was just like Iwas like fucky you guys, I'm out and I was like their best employeeandlikeironman. Three was out that day like it was a opening day of iron man.Three I was like. I can't do another God.Damn summer of this Viea, I worked from like two thousandfrom two thousand nd seven to two thousand. I got my first weekend withSpiderman three wow and my last weekend was ironman three. I pretty much workedin the theater on and off oth movies, terrible too MN three's, not bad. I didn't like it.It was better than two. U O yeah. I was better into I I liked it I mean. Areyou one of those like I hate the twist? I Hate Temandr and it was for me. Itwas more. It was the fact that I felt like it was a bat and switch yeah likethe trailers were for one movie, but the actual movie was yeah, and that wasshame black. It's I kinda yeah, you gotta be like Wo, Shame. Blook is, butI like Shane Black but hes. I that Predator, I mm that was awful mm. Ihate that movie so much yeah. It wasn't...

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...yeah. I always I always hate momens,like that. We I used to run the show up in Troy,we're talking about comedy because of course they a it's. It's plais part. Itjust comes out two COMEDIANS. Eventually, you gonto start talkingabout her a little bit M. Well, we'll move on from this yea. I used to run this. This show up inTroy, uh, and it was like when I first started.It was like within the first couple of years. I started so I didn't know howto run a comedy show yet um I've gote a lot better, but it' so be one of thosethings where thereoud be like fifteen comedians and one headliner, and theneveryone would go up and I W as s it was a two and a half hour along showlike it Wasgt herrible. It was just like this big echoy room that had noreason for it at like it'd, be great for, like like a metal showrit likewhere there's like a lot of distortion, but it was just like and then like aheet didn't even work, and when the heat kicked on O, you had to turn thePA up real loud, but we had this Uh. We had this chick, so I come around withthis guy named Sean who, like does comedy on and off Um, and he was just like hey. My roommateis going to come up and H, she's going to do some comedy and she didn't docomedy. She just had a puppet, Oh and she would bring people up on the stageand give people lap dances with the puppet while like singing like falsettolike R M B, music, Um, okay, and it was very uncomfortable andruined the whole Shell. Every time I cut her mike off twice aid. It twiceand I was just like following alight and then she cut it off and never stopped, and I cut her off. IPo, I literally walked up on stage, took the Mike from her and said, giveit up for a BA everybody that happened twice and her, and I at the enushowendd up. We always ended up yelling at each other and then hugging each other,because it's the natter of the business that is the nature of the business yeah.I I I hosting hosting Ales was weird Olly's Ali's oohna yeah. It was T atwas 'cause. You never knew what the hell was going to happen a it wasalways either good or bad yeah it was it was. It was such a coin toss there W.I mean they were mostly bad, mostly bat, the e that can count the the goodnights on one hand yeah there. There was one time where, like there was likean office party there- and I got there at like six and they had already beenthere since three, so they were they've been drinking since three, so that Ti.I was time to set up the Mike. It was like this is going to be an uphillbattle. Soon, as I put the Mike in theMikestand, some drunk an grobded just started, Goingo and fony got themicanwiy from m. She was like now you got mn half that you were bad. You werevery bad, wasn't half bad it W s. It was whole bad, full, bad, a hundredpercent, bad jus yeah. So when th Y, when they when they ended that one Iwas like that's okaythat's, probably going to be INA, I like tit, was a goodplace to practice, but I don't really need to pr well, I need to practicealways, but I don't I'm not feeling it. I know what you mean. Yeah you get. Youget tired of you're talking like you get tired of going to a bar on a Monday where there's threepeople there and they don't care and you're just talking into the air, and Iknow it's good, it's good for you, like I people starting out so's cal itdoesn'tyeah people starting out. You go to all the Mikes that you can and youpractice as much as you can. I need to. I need to practice more. I know this,but I don't need to go out four nights aweek anymore and it's been six years yeah I can. I can show up once a monthand if I, if I have a big, show coming up I'll practic I'll go out and do aHeplo Mikes just to get my rhythm of my cadens down Busher em ewer, it's usually how it ends uphappening. ITI'll book a Sunday at wiles and I'l be like IRN. I guess Igot to go down to hestage door, for you know J s t refresh or whatever, but youknow I've been doing this a long time so yeah. I don't like thinkinkg about howlong I've been doing atything I've been doing. I've been doing. I've beentrying to do like more character mstuff as of late, because I'm just bored- and I did one at that Christmas show. I did like an LF just trying to a Iwas, just an Elfin shsaing his workshop, and I was dirty and, like you know, as talk about the war on Christmas, Howwev got to kill all the Christiansand, Oh my God. I think I'm going to do aChristian comedian pretty soon like I'm Gon, to pray like the start of my set is just me,praying for the audience: Nd Althcter, one media,...

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...have won. Oh No, it's unfortunate,sorry, Jo everybody. I just wanted to take amoment to interupt the show and give a very special shout out to the Peoplewospport. This show every month on Patrion I want to shout out WhitneyLatin Jodie mcdirmott and my mother, Melissa, shade to every single monthhelps bork his show, and if you want to be one of those awesome people, all yougot to do is go to Padrioon dotcom, SACH FAC it round. Hod andjoined, theone dollar ter Youl, get shouted out on the air, get your name with it. In thedescription you get early access to all these shows compercial freed throughour Patrioon r sspeed, and so many other cool rewards once again go toPatrion dotcom's, slash basement lounge o join the one vollaer an peaking of the show. Let's get backtobut I haven't seen Joe in over a year. It feels like O Eah. Icouldn't tell you the last time I actually saw or said words to Joe Young,probably t the wilest fireworks competitiona thinking about it, yeah Um,I see them all. I see them all. The time were aies o good text and stuffyea. Think Unitd never had it off. When I first got here, he's a weird guy, very weird, Guy Cjus, I e like gotadopted into like my group when he first started. So it's my group,whatever the people that I used to Mike Life, people who were doing Mikettiyeah us me and Dan and John Morris was around, and thatwas that was comedy back in Twenty fifteen and like Mike well's around atthat point. No, he wasn't there. Travis was not there. Ot there Nick Taylorwasn't there ckalsky was was around th he's not around at her still not around.That's true wellholly was around them now, no, no!It isn't pretty holly this Wen, like Ese yeah, so this was like a so Ireally did get here when Yall were first, when we werefer Yeah Shit, YeahAl those people start, I mean travis, wasn't around bute. He was in whereveryeah he was out wherever he was being a huge success. If you ask him his words, don't say that I don't put that intothe universe I's like we ato stop talking about him, who doesn't need it.Hejust, fine, Um, yeah 'cause, actually think. I think itwas Patterson pub when that was still a thing. That's been a thing. A couple oftimes, yeah at was the first thing. It was the first thing I went to when Igot up here. It was either that of the Huga Yeah Hukas ben go yeah that was yeah. That's still going, everyThursday went away for a while there and s back just new showrunners yea has I haven't been back since the newincoration of it. I I havenit either. I I don't like doing shows at Hokabars'cause, it's too chill it's a hookabar people ar it. It's like,like the only reason, Li if I ghelp us, if they ever srselling wheat at thoseplaces like yeah for real. If I have enough I get now, I get what you'resaying because like when I would do the super comedy show when it was like backin apartments like I don't I don't smoke ed like I don't I don't do any ofthat, and I just like my energy is to I don't know. I don't have a good energy for people.Smoking Wheed, basically like my energy, just gives them anxiety as I'm real,nervous and t like h y. They can like see my insecurity come out and I'm justlike. I don't I don't like this. I O, I feel like an Ark. I think it's the toneof your voice. What I mean is that you have a higher voice. I do have a highernoises. As somebody who misses smoking weed. I can tell you higher noises.They they set you off a little bit: Yeah Hen you're when you're high, youlike something to be lower and Collan cal yeah, like you, would be great youcould you could do that? You could you'd be great at that, but I rip yeah yeah. I I quit too. I used to. I usedto be a big stoner back in the day, but I for me it was Moreofa. I was teachingand I was like well. I should probably stop Atie paranoid all the time I justI was you know I be like wake up Moo all right. Let's go walk down to UDF.Get me a soda pop and Coe back an some ice cream down at the dairy queen goback, go to work high, do all that telf and then, like I b like my neighbors, Ilived in like an apartment complex and I like tey. They were Asian and theywere speaking Japanese or Korean Anasia Yeah. Theywere speaking the Asians Languag and I...

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I'm looking for something like reallybig to capture my attention again, like the boys did it but like Hendelor, didit for H and Lorn. Did I but like? Like I tried, I tried to watch the Irishman.I tried I tried and tried and tried, and I love Martin'scors yeah. Thedeparted is one of my favorite films ever yeah. I can't get through theIrishman, it's too slow, it's too it's! So just I like a real slow movie. I te slowerit moves the better. I saw a blade runner twenty forty nine five times intheaters I've. Never I've never seen blade runner and orblaterener twentyforty nine highly recommend yeah. You know get around to it highly recommend,but H it's just I for whatever reason and someod it was like. We watchedvendrars n game and it was three hours of a Gab. It Shit happened. Yeah,likethe problem with the Irishman. Is it's like it's not even that it's slow,it's just that nothing happens for a while I'mng o're KINDOF, like okay,people are talking, but I don't think they're actually saying anything. Ilove it. I love it. I can watch. I can watched fifteen hours of that of justnothing happening. I love it. Um You Gota. What W T? What is yourfavorite movie? Do you have a favorite movie? I can't really do that. I theyhave some that are like in the running good, fellows bogy nights. I Love Bugy Knights, that's a goodpeople snob at it 'cause it's a movie about porn, it's a good nineteen andninety seven anymore. It's a good movie that doesn't need to be a point of yeahcontroversy. H, I loved animated films for a while Um, like walyand upward, I loved those Alo,so good Um. I have problems with up problems with. U, I I feel like 'causecause the first ten minutes got you emotionally and I I love that yeah. Butthen the rest of the movie is just so kind o now they're silly and I'm likeno there's th, there's, there's subtle, emotion, ind, the rest of the movie re.There is, I I feel like I it's I get so I goes like a hundred on the emotionalreagenning and it's like how am I supposed to enjoy the rest of the movie.I had the same problem. I went and saw incredibles two in theaters when theyopened with the the short film with the Asian Lady who, with with the dumpling,have you seen Oh y a we watch that yeah and that's the first thing they showbefore the movie starts, and I'm like how am I supposed to enjoy theincredibles now after that hell? I did yeah I thoroughly enjoyed it yeah. No.I saw that. I we watched the Disney shorts with ater a lot because in thepicor shorts, because Um, it's just something easy to put on, and you don'thave to like think about it and they're short, and you know we don't want togive her too much t v time, but it's just like all right. Here's a littleten minute thing for you to watch and we sat and watched all of them and thatone was uh. That one is weird takes a turn it it takes. It takes abig turn. You know the whole f there's a whole Cannibal, your Caobl side of itand ' not sure how to feel anymore. She ate her son Ithatwhat's going up, butwait he's a real person too. I don't and now he's back and and and what sortof relationship, what sort of relationship with the dumpling it was adumpling it was. It was a Stemiwas, St Thst steambun dumpling SEM ondumpling,like it's Tating, a real person like kids dating orsre, like that invokes that invokes that thatlevel of disconnect you have to have whenever you watch like family guy,where it's like, okay, Brian, is dating yeah a woman. He is a dog. I have noproblems with the dog with a doppling, no trabe wanted food. You can't Yor ot a relationship withfood, no matter, you know, like those peoplell be like Oh yeah, I'm DA. Thisis my girlfriend wine. Or is this my Boyfriendi? No, no. You have a problem problem. Tuts Deman, always lovetalking to you. Yes, good tooow, it den Senio, an AI, looking forever man, Iknow dude, I don't go around. I don't n yeah. We s people, two people who neverleave the House Tak about it, never seious people anymore! Yeah! I know coslike we're both those people that when we show up to whittleas ere like hey, it's been a while it's going, Oth Youoh,you know, U t you went to jail, got out h how long it's been yeah for sure Robin Wel I turned I was going to do a joke and then mybrain just was like no something about Robin Williams. IndJamunji was what I was going to do. That's where my brain, wes and N. Ialso we fuck you. Doesn't it's not worth 'stoo many words, you gotanything anything coming up or going on. I got a bunch of stuff actuallywhiunfor. I just I just talked about...

...how I don't leave the house, and I wasjust like look look. What is this going to air h Friday, just coming forscoming Friday I'll be at Gobananas, the twenty six? Ok, Oh February, it's aWednesday for the pro am come, see Meit's one of the best comedy clubs inall o the countries. It really is it's Reay yeah. I love that. I love thatplace. So much and ther wants go. Bni s the shit. It's the best um I'll, be at the B Wiley's on the firstof March for Sundaycomics I've a hostweekendcoming up. I don't have a date good Um may thirtieth in cocomo INDIANA. Thisis isat official, officially official, yet Um, but I kinda just got the hey. You wantto do this I'll, be cohostine Um an emo night with uh with my buddy, with my buddy neph Um.From back in the day, I don't have a venue or anything yet, but if you livein cocomomidy and I come hang out, it's like it's a emo night, ot tightest waya would want to get in on yet no that'd be that's go it's now! Okay, this isnow. This is a whole like seene thing, it'll be it's. I think it's an albumrelease party for this band and there'll be some musician from downSouth Nashville area there and there's going to be my friend Napskin a DJ andwe're going to like Cohosta together, and I am cohosting the movie reviewhour for th season. I was doing star war, we're doing a star wars, raco yeah,it's Coolyou know like we. We watched we watched a new hope and UH. It's not good. Li People do hold the original trilogyon a pedestal, but I will say, like you hope it doesn't hold up as well. O It'svery slow, lukesux LEA's accent is all over the D. for some reason, Luke's aunt is wearinga Jean Jackat. Could we could AV STANP that she's UST got a gean jacket on it's along time ago, in a galaxy far far away and she's wearing a fucking machine,wer Levi yeah it'three much ridiculous, but I'll be on that sosubscribe and Download Mave your view hour on Itune spotify, stitcher Bremi,all all the things weey coming on yeah, thanks for having e leas just is tyhegood to have Yoon and hopefully get to get you back on here soon. I M I'mtrying to move away from the the guest profiles and just that people want tjust talk about just talk. Just Ian Talk, Ri was fo. We talked stand up,you know, but I came and went got in a Wat, but that's we're comediancs,that's GOINGTO get brought up. I specifilly said no standup. You knowwhat I'm okay with her stand up talk. I am too yeah just enough it was it waswe we scratched the itch Yeah F, we talked about crappy shows and peoplewant to hear about how you fail so that wr, always yeah e, don't want her aboutthe success like. Oh I'm, so successful. I Open for Birtcrish Ur. It's amazing how there's nobody everhas cell phone video if you're doing really well at a comedy, Shoas Nowdoyou suck when I'm doing greats for some reason there's no video to speak of,but man. Oh, I go. I got a video the best that I've ever had yeah yeahYeahyeahi. So it's start of bringin the camera myself likeFuck Olive Yeah. I got a tripot and I record all my sets now e o Avidea nowalways did awesome, we'll guys make sure HEU'd check out where dusty isgoing to be go, see him make Sur. You follow. This show online, go to thewebsite basement, launch pod. Dotcom. Follow me on all social media. A MIKSHAE comedy support the show for a dollar a month on Patriot. If you wantto get some cool free shit and in the meantime, we'll see you guys here againnext week, Fron otheir episode and as always live well rock on take care andbye. Bye.

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