The Basement Lounge
The Basement Lounge

Season 2, Episode 15 · 1 year ago

Valentine's Day Special LIVE!

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Mike & Mike welcome a plethora of special guests to The Basement Lounge to celebrate the loneliest/most romantic day of the year!

Special guests:

  • Comedian Brent Bowser
  • Comedy fan Star Day
  • Comedian Ray Jackson
  • Comedian Michele Traina

Welcome to the Basement Lounge podcast with your host Mike Shay and Mike Wells. Sit Back, grab a drink, relax, let's see where the time takes us enjoy. All right, what's going on, everybody? Welcome to the basement lounge live Valentine's a special. I am your host, Mike Shay, joined as always by my cohost Mike well sitting over here along with Brent Bowser. You guys can talk now. Okay, I know it was going on and I was waiting for you to hit my credits, but that's fine. And then over here in the go I got you. I got your twitter up on the screen so they can they can see your twitter. It's fine. And then over here, a giggle in the corner, we got star. Hey, you, I I don't want to see Burns twitter. By the way, that's kind of scary. You have twitter. I don't cays think about getting on clubhouse, though. That seems like the clots clubhouse, so it's sounds weird. It's not corporate twitter. Oh, it's all audio. Well, you have like somebody has to like, like, like give you, like vouch for you to get on the APP, though. It's like the original facebook. Yeah, it really is. Yeah, now it's all in like life, so you can't just like put something up and then everyone share it. So like people are calling people out for like false information in real time, and it's interest. I've never heard of that. It's audio only. It's like almost like an audio only chat room. Gross, kind of weird. Yeah, I mean, if you if you're into the like Asmr, I think it's fucking perfect. Early Smr means. Oh really, figured that out? Yeah, I can't sleep without that shit. Are you kidding me? What is it? What does that mean? I don't know what I don't know what it stands for, but it's like the videos of people like talking really softly and then like making like really common noises and it's supposed to like how that's my dad. I hate him. I'm not in the that it. I mean, I do, like you know your dad. How do you know? Not My real father. That's true. I've never Madez never mind. Your Nat sounds like my dad dead. I'm sorry. The joke. We are fuck, we're off to a great start. Or valipappy, Valentine's Day everybody. We are hanging out here live in the basement. Lounge studio. We have got a great show for you guys today coming up. In just a little while we're going to Michelle train of calling in from New York coast of the divorce diaries, and then later I will have ray Jackson calling in as well, and it's some point I'm not gonna tell you when we're going to have you a chance for you to want to twenty five dollar Amazon Gift Card so you can buy a super late Valentine's Day present in the hopes of still getting a blowjob. On sticking a blowjob day in March. I did get a blow job this morning. Good for you. I we forgot it was bout and there it was, weird as a then I came in her pussy and as like as like, if we have a kid, it's gonna be a Valentine' skak kids. She's like a fuck you weren't thinking at all. So we're hoping that, okay, we might get an abortion just because it might be a balentines day baby. Pence, all the PLAMB posts. Yeah, like we're trying to have a kid, but it's like if we have a Valentine's Day kid, I don't think it's gonna work out well. Speaking of Valentine's Day kids, real quick. Now we've talked about Mike coming in his wife's Pussy, I want to shout out to my to my little brother Jonathan. It's his birthday. Motherfucker, turns thirty today. So you know, it's your birthday and it's Valentine's Day, Buddy. So if you don't get laid even a little bit today, dude like that's I am so sorry. You Man, like Geez, I his birthday is on Valentine's Day, on Valentine's Day, and I don't I don't know, while your camera just cut out either, but I got to figure that out here in a sec. Shit, Goddamn, we're off to a well, I they can still hear us, I can still hear you. Yeah, okay, so we'll I'll figure that out of SEC. So, Star, yes, since since I have to get up at fixed the camera and there's isn't working and but yours is, I'm gonna have you. You tell us about yourself, because you're you're the only non comic and you're the only you're the only one here without a Y chromosome. So let's that's scary. Let's do this again. That's a great fucking question. Let's let's hear about you, though. For the folks you don't know, you, Um, there's not much to say about myself. Early. My Name Star. I'm forty three years old and I, like Wong, walks on the beach and I've been single for several years. And now you can't see me because Mike stand in there. But that's okay. He's trying to play tech support. Does it look like it's going very well right now? Oh look,...

I think you fixed it. At least I can see them in the camera, which is weird because they're across the room for me, so there's really no reason for me to watch them in both places. This is how most porn start that people don't want to find. Okay, we're good, we're good, great, we were. Start show great grays and the Chat Greg. How's it going, buddy? He says, Hey, all you sexy mofos. Is that Greig Simpson? Great Greg? Yeah, Greg Simpson, he was my Greg Gray, famous comedian on facebook families, kind my lost has not done comedy. Great to come back when he's greg the white. Let's get amy, James Amy James is here. I amy place some Piano Force this. Here's a great tip for you. Greg and I have known each other for over twenty years. Have you really yep, we met on a BBS way back when. BBS, what's PPS, Weltin board system? I forget your big black Schwong, but okay, I was just sinking like God. I honestly thought that was a Korean pop band. It's Batstreet boys of your dyslexic. But yes, I've known Mr Greg for a long time. We're pretty good for I'm sorry for you. It's okay, I get we love great. We well, gay, we like Gregg. It's Valent Science Day. We love everybody. No, we don't know, we don't, not, not, not really. We do love everybody. WHO's watching? So far? We got seven people here so far, already watching. Thanks for hanging out with us today. We're going to be plugging some stuff here in a little while as well, but right off the bat, let's see is valid it is, is not, really, we're going to be plugging, plugging away. Let's let's let's so we've got we've got a married guy. Yeah, once, divorced, no, once. I want I thought I said once divorced? No, no, I don't want divorce. I've been divorce. REVORCE. Starr, you are. What's your what's your situation? I've been divorced twice, actually worse twice. Currently seeing anybody know? Okay, well, wow, ok, Brent, this is the first time I at you and I have met, so I know I know nothing about you. So what's your story? Buddy? I am Wow, is taking longer than I thought. I'm unintentionally polyamorous, if that makes sense, not even a little bit, but I please go on. I'm the other guy that she never knows about it. I do the math in my head for a second. Look like your brain glitched for a split second, like, wait, how many times does that happen? Oh my God, really, yeah, be the other one sometimes fun, though, because I've done that myself. Yeah, yeah, Reun like tonight's been great. I want to I got to go back to my wife, like right now, like you mother. Okay, yeah, really, yeah, I mean, that makes I mean, I know that happens all the time, but that's just wild. Yeah, Huh, I don't know. I've been the other I've been the other guy, not not with other guy to it was with a woman, but uh, it's it's fun for a little bit, it can be, and then it gets old. Yeah, esn't it? Then it's so much on like their schedule and their time, like in their normal happy life. Well, and then when do you fit into that? Try having one that lives eight and a half hours away driving one that lose fifteen minutes away. No, I just jerk off. I don't say forbid to be honest. Yeah, I, yeah, it's I. Also, my thing with it is like like it's some point it ends like they're like, okay, I'll do this anymore. I'm going to, I'M gonna, like I'm going to stay with with, with him whatever, and it's like cool, everybody gets they want it, except for me. ME, all right, all right, cool dude. The last time that happened to me I met this guy. He's marriage was in trouble, so he was on like some dating apps and stuff and I met him on there and we started talking and I helped him fixed his marriage. So that's that. I got that going for me. I'm a cool counselor or a Guy Stepping seas her Milan as he's a dog for being on there at least he told me right away and he didn't like wait months to tell me, so it's a little bit better valid. Okay, yeah, my favorite one was you know, I'm straight, like you know I'm inside of you. Oh, Shen say, is that what he really said? So good, he's just curious. It's okay. Yeah, I never do something like this, except for right now, when I'm doing it. Well, right now, and then, like a couple our, it all go and then last month, and then and then tomorrow after after Tacos. Yeah, they're like, yeah, well,...

...it was breakfast and like, what are you thinking about? Like I'm thinking, I need to know a cup of coffee. Jesus. I'm thinking, if you're straight, that went away too easily for your camera against, son of a bitch. You're the why am I the only one that keeps getting a camera? That's weird. Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? Every single one of you, please. I want to have to ask you to TESCO late. Well, some people like being smacked on Valentine and stay. That is sometimes on way. Some of us can come Mike that are violent choking. HMM, I've been there, not in a sexual way now was Jack, but I did come when they're choking and that's why they let go and like Holy Shit. I'm like, thank you for finding this. This is going to be really fun later if my daughter decides to tune it. Oh yeah, yeah, she's listening to Mike's Comedy. She's very well prepared for this. That's that's kind of the that's the litmus test. Is like, if they can stand five minutes of Mike Wells on stage, they're probably pretty pretty. I want to say well, set for lives. That bad? I don't know. I don't know. Respect his jokes more. That I respect so much better than mine. Oh, Greg Greg, great, trying to kiss my ass because he wants an Amazon card. He's Greg, says. The camera stops working because he'd focus on you, Mike, or the star of the show. But get off my nuts, Gregg Greg. Seriously, seriously, buddy, you just you just Gobblin, Goblin, Goblin, don't make me calls girlfriend. It's Oh, snap, Greg, I shouldn't look too far away from her. He waiting from the like storm into my house. One Way. Yeah, he's not that far from here. A lot of people it turns out like turns out like half people work with don't live far from here. I bought this house to get away from everybody, and then I'm like, yeah, I shook out this place. I live right over there. You look right there, a son of a bitch, I'm your next door neighbor. 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You can wear going to Pod xtcom, go to Patreoncom, slash tbl Pot and support the show. Three dollars a month, become a VIP and get acts all kinds of cool rewards. There my meet to do that before I leave, give me three dollars and memory to go to my only fans. Yeah, seem. Well, no, you gotta. You got a new thing going on on facebook now. Yeah, they final let me do like a Creator's thing. What? I didn't know that was a thing. Well, it's like you can do a creator thing, but like they let me do like like a be a supporter part. So like only fans. Very similar. But no, I mean, I don't put that on there. I don't know. But yeah, for like if I think it's like for night nine a month. Basic it's just other content they can access on my page. That's cool. That's that's just like that. That's just not realavaible to public. So that's just like. That's like Patreon, basically just through facebook. Pretty much cool. So that says it. That's on your facebook page. Yeah, but Mike dibtf wells, yeah, go check that out. Still don't know how that got. It's not popular, but still don't know how I got that many people to follow me. Well, you you write funny fucking tweets. I've got a t shirt of what. I've got a t shirt of the one that did it upstairs in my closets, and everyone screen caps...

...them and then scribbles your name out. Oh, I know, I'm a litlarious. I got somebody took one of my tweets and put it as like the remember that chick that's like and they took one of my tweets and did that till it. Oh No, she's like you motherfucker. But yes, that's happened like eight billion times. So actually got that one today. Imagine they were able to find a way to like track down every time, like that joke had been shared out of context, and like we're able to like get him like back pay for it. Like he could retire right now, probably, probably. But you could get adopts, I mean they are to blow it on drugs to get adopt so many African children and just create your own army. or You could play rage shadow legends, four hundred unique heroes and more being added every month. Fuck off, that was so good. Like you've done that more. The Mayor Multiple Times. Everybody's like, what the fuck is he talking about? But only true people know, especially people on Reddit. No, exactly. All right, let's get let's get into some let's get into some actual relationship talk. We're going to pull for the relationship pod dext thing here on the APP. So around, going around, I know, going around, wist well, you know what Fi fuck. We're starting with you, then, of course. What's up? What's a relationship deal breaker for you? Like, what is the like this happens and we're fucking like, get the fuck out of my life. HMM. Can I pass on this? C No, you want to talk Shit, you're gonna really know that I have a deal breaker. That's the sad thing. Like nothing at all, like like like accidentally put it in your butt hole or like, nothing like that, like, I mean you know, accidents happen. Not that I would like that, but you know, she let like like cheating. Any like is like cheating, a big deal breaker, like you find out he made out with the with the waitress or something, or considering one of my longest term relationships is eight and a half hours away and he is a girlfriend out there. Probably Not Morf so glass, she's on the shop. I don't know. I guess like disrespect is probably my biggest one, honestly, like if you just respect me or my child. So yeah, yeah, we're a package deal at this point anyway, even though she's seventeen. Disrespect would be my biggest thing. Like, if you start disrespecting I would actually more over my daughter than myself. But yeah, disrespect would probably be the biggest one out there for me. So, like, like if, what if he's like a like rude to servers, you go to restaurant, he's look, at least he's Dick to the white staff. I apologize for him. I'm an apologetic person. I apologize for everything. Row, what about you, man, like, what's what's a big none, now, idiot activism. Okay, yeah, a, yes, like I don't mind them if they're dumb. They're kind of cute when they're dumb, right, but when they actually act on how dumb they are, like if someone's like I'm a flat earth or I'm like a can't no storm in the capital, like none, a, no, like, just be dumb and cute. Don't be like dumb and angry doing shit about it. After show you the pin that I have out of I ordered this pin online. It was it was five bucks at the Nassapin and it says, not flat. We checked. That's best five bucks I ever spent. Mike, what about you? What like? Like it great, you're married, so like, what's the thing that's going to make you want to throw your wife out the house? If she chose Subzero over Sporting Scorpions? So much better, and I don't like cold always. That's a huge U Subzero. You're just a cold hearted bit always played. Thank you very much. Well, you fit now I'm you met star. If she does choose Subzero, HMM, you'll just have to get over head. The worst isn't it is just started leading. Gentleman. The worst is when you're playing games and your girl and then, in like you're throwing thrown down mad combos and she just kicks you in the Shin a thousand times and you win and she's like, I'm better than you. It's like the fuck out of my house, better at pushing the buttons all at the same time. It's a sorry about it. That's my mortal Kombat one. She had. Did Anyone? Could it be deal breaker or a Combo breaker? Yeah, just or what breaker? Was Anything from the past? Maybe, like anything that's happened in the past. It was a deal breaker. I mean, this is going to sound I've not. I've stopped dating people because their foreheads were too big. Before I could. I couldn't get over it. Bad thing. I just like I felt maybe I'm a Dick for doing that, but I was just like, I can't you have a big forehead. Foreheads and Chins were heads and Chin. This one's one chick, even though she didn't, but like in my mind I was like she's got a Mickey War Chin. I can't date her.

Every one on a few dates in it, I couldn't get past it, like it was weird, like she's a great person, was some fantastic individual. It's like literally, like I just could not get past it. I don't think it was going to work anyways in long run. So, but the make your work chin definitely was like, you know what, I'm out of this something I did know. I just can't your fucking Shin just hot. I just want to put Google eyes on it. Greg Greg is saying. Anyone who says you know, wrestling is fake. Right and Greg, I hate to break it to you, but technically it is fake. Rustling. Rolf actors, no, but it's also extremely athletic. And they put their bodies through a massive amount of it's scripted. It's not that. It's face, yea, it ripped ript it's back. Okay, it's a soap opera that all of the guys usually get into. It's male ballet exactly. That's a great way of looking out of the house. There's that's that's that kind of what southpark did. Did like an episode making fun of making Cam Ragan so of a bitch. I did it an episode and making fun of wrestling. I think it was very like male soap op or male ballet. Okay, it was so good, though, I got him. I'm never let been in the wrestling but for whatever reason lately I've been watching all these videos on facebook about the old just the old school wrestlers, because, yeah, like old school matches. I'm my cause it's very interesting to watch you like shit and on stuff about on vice is really crazy. How, Oh, yeah, they've how much they honestly put their bodies through. Yeah, and was got lynched by my entire family once because I walked in and they're all huld all around TV watching wrestling and what y'all know, that's fake. Right turn around, walked out that was dangerous, I learned later. You just gotta be fucking like that Mount they put their bodies through isn't so crazy. It's amazing how many of them don't have drug addictions afterwards because of pain killers. I know a lot of them do, but you figure they all would. Yeah, so what? What's something? Brendam asked you this one. What's something that makes someone a bad kisser in your opinion? Aggressive tongue. Aggressive tongue. Yeah, like they're there's a way. You got to be real subtle with it. You always have to start asking consent with the tongue, you know, like you start off like maybe just a little, just touched the lips and see if they pull away. You know. Yeah, but don't just be like. It reminds me of the episode of Bob Belcher's where they're doing Bob Belchier's really Bob's Burgers as well. I'm not away. Bobs Belgier sounds like a weird porno pair of jobs burgers. You know, it might be. I did discover, because of Mike here, that there is big foot porn out there, which freaked me out indefinitely, but that's another story. No, there's the episode where Tina is dating the ghost boys, what they call him, because he does. Yeah, and every time he kisses her it's like her lips and her nose all together. He's just call under yes, you're fucking face the whole thing. All that's exact noise they make. Oh yeah, just face to the tongue plunging like like I don't know you like that, Dude. Yeah, I don't know what you looked before you kissed me. Stop It. Yeah, it's a whole like kissing is how you get to like feel out of person and understand like are you going to be the dumb or the sub in this one? Like right, you know, are they like pulling you in or they, you know, like reserved and you got to get permission on like that? That's where you feel someone out. Yep, I agree. Never thought about it like that. You're right. It's because I'm a good fucking kiss I mean, you are. Now. Now there's the fuck. Yeah, you're right. I never thought about it. That is how you feel somebody out. But that kid bye bike using. Yeah, I never. I never looked at like that and I've had some horrible kissers, but shit, there's one time I hate when they're like all like not, like, not it, not, not into it. That would be weird. But like I all you hang out, he just do it. You know when they're not into it because they're strapped down. Yeah, I know. Like when it's like when you're not like synked up, they're like completely exact opposite. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're like, what the fuck, I'm right, this one chick we want on the day. And I actually dated her for like like six months and like I'm sitting there in Mike. That's just after the first kisses. Should have known, bet, because it's all like awkward, like I was going in, but she it was fucking weird. Yeah, if you can't sink up in a makeout yeah, there's no way you're going to have good sex now. And the sex is horrible. Yeah, sex is horrible. And she was like she also was like a nurse at one point in time. So like, but because she was a nurse, our hands are always dry from doing but stuff, not but sanitizer, always sanitizing your hands, and so I felt like her hand like when she gave me a hand job, it was like getting jerked off by my grandma. Just talk fucking. My grandma was better, but that was weird.

Like I always remember that. Like, your hands are so dry. Yeah, that's why you when you do that, you gotta use a vascline on one hand, like in from where there's originals on the other. Yeah, just like in my some men you've Astir Blue Kids. No, girl, Girl, blue. Yeah, you can see somebody make a bun your money from that. I feel like this, is that what she did? She's suing them. Yes, he said she was going to Hu. She was talking to Alerca. See, she's not going to win it, but she got the surgery for free. So at that point you just cut your losses. You got the surgery for free. Boom, you're done. And your hair. But am I right now? Don't see you do the book tour. That's what you write. Rilla Glue Hi Day with how I'Mbe Ha, ha ha, oh my goodness. All right, so on the phone, on the phone right now we have got somebody extra special calling in all the way from New York. We have got Michelle train, a host of divorce diaries. Michelle, are you there? Yeah, I'mchell. I'm so excited him. I'm so exciting to me on the Basement Lounge. Valentine's Day diction. What's going on? What are you because you're a call from the car right now. Are you at no, I actually still haven't gotten to the car. Yeah, I mean my mom's house, because my mom's house because I had to record and audition and I needed someone to read sides with and my daughter's coming back in a few hours, so I took the opportunity to have my mom read. This is. This is many times. My mom read side for auditions with me and I have we just finished. So, like I'm packing up my little light and I was about to head into my car, but this is perfect time and I was like, oh no, I'll just do the live here in the Condo, but then it's a the Ph. this is perfect because I'm single mom on the move with multiple things going on. We gotta be you know, it's perfect. So that's what I'm doing currently. storry, when I went on on that I'm wet being a single mom. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. My being in being a single mom was rough, but not as rough it is. Is this for some? For me, because it my ex disc does help with her a lot and she's been above her years since she was like seven. So she kind of, I've always taken care of herself. She does all that stuff. She comes to my house and cleans for me. She cleans out after her father. She's a kind of a neat freak. Everything has a place in it has to be there. So when she walks into my house she's like, mom, I'm taking care of this, I can't handle it. She's a lot like my sister like that. Are you trying of making Jealous Right now? No, I swear of not. She's seventeen though, too, so you know, that helps a little bit. She's a very mature seventeen, but she has seventeen. I'm Michell, you you're a little ones. She's like five. My daughter is now eight and a half. To remind you, if I don't include a half, mind you when it's her half birthday. Yep, and stuff. So so, Michelle, train not good. No, no, go ahead, I think that's lovely. I want my daughter definitely has her own little maturity and kind of handles things too. But, like it always a delicate balance. Work from home life. You know, Mommy Life. Yeah, Mommy, Mommy, keep up with the school. Mommy's life, you know. So it's a very delicate damn it really is. And the at home school stuff, that has been great for us because she prefers it. She does great at she's had straight days every quarter and she's doing that specifically because her father pays her a hundred dollars every time she has straight days. But and whatever works. Yes, I got very, very blessed with her. So divorced diaries. Michelle, you've been hosting the show for some time now and and in, you know, in the current covid world, how it you know, tell us a bit about what the show is and kind of what it's become in this in this coronavirus land. Yeah, I thank you. So it is a one woman comedy show that you a stand up in province sketch, kind of almost like a I have it structured down now to where it's like a like fine tune scripted show that I do do stand up, but I change it if the audience is not never seen it before. I have versions, you know, the version Wat and version to it. Then it's episodic, right, so that when I shifted from well, now we have this pandemic and I'm going to be I'm going to shift virtually because I can't really be in person as much as, you know, I would like to be. And there's places that are closed. You know, York City is closed right now with when it comes to comedy clubs. So although places around the country are open, other places, New York City's Comedy Club scene is definite in...

...the fact that, like they're finding other ways to do comedy clubs are shut. So I've done it online through zoom and I leave it open to my my followers to tap in every other Saturday and I do the Saturday my daters with her dad, and then I also, you know, pass this is my job's my business. I promoted it to law firms and divorce friends who could sponsor the show at a at a price is affordable for them. That would also allow them to show their clients they are, you know, looking for ways to make them feel good inside and kind of uplifts them. So I've marketed that way in addition to just creating content based around the concepts of the show and, you know, besides the live show. So you see on all my social media that a lot of it comes down to following the post divorced chronicles of Michelle, you know, succeeding in the struggle. I'm into it. I'm into it. I'm glad you're been able to keep this thing going because, you know, when covid first hit, there was that big question for everybody, what's going to happen with what's going to happen with comedy? Well, how is, how are we going to adapt? You know, people were starting channels on discord and doing zoom shows and live streams and stuff like that and try to figure out just kind of what the how, what the hell we were going to do to keeping the float. Felt like my whole dream, I'm like to say, my whole goal, the large goal. It's the word stars, to get on a network as a scripted series, you know, or unscripted. But I just launched the campaign to, you know, with self, fund the pilot to shoot. I'm not letting COVID. I'm not letting covid stop me. But, with that said, I'm also being safe and making sure that I provide necessary need to get it done. That's not going to affect anybody's health. You know, that's pretty amazing actually. You know, it's like just another barrier you have to find your say. Being a single mom is probably helped you figure out how to get past that barrier. No, I'm so glad to hear that you're able to innovate and find ways to adapt, that the the art is flexible enough that you're able to convey it through, you know, all these new mediums that you're forced to I think it's very inventive and very solid of the piece that you've created that it is able to be translated and all is a farm mediums that you're not, you know, hung up on. That says a stage show we're watching. Yeah, sure, sire life feed went out one of the cameras first. Mike is trying to fix it. Is only one that knows it's going on. I'm still listening. I'm sorry, didn't know what happened. Oh, now you're gotta here. You got your time. No, no, no, it's not you. It's on our end. Yeah, can you hear us? Hello, can you hear us? Can hear us? Oh, I mean I still hear. I still hear. Yeah, she just can't show you there. Oh, are you there? We can hear you. How can we fix one piece of technology? I don't know. They're not connected. They're not connected in any way, shape or form. Bang something in the background twice. If you need help. I'm going to end the call and have her call back. Those weird thinks that way. Those are those are not connected in any way, shape or form. So that was weird. Yeah, just saying I do think I know what happened with the camera. The problem with the cameras that it wasn't recording, it was just on, because I just had a feeding into the look up going into like sleep, sleep mode. Yeah, so I stuck a memory card in and hit record, and so now cool, we have bonus footage, something to look back on and years to come and remember. I don't know what, but something ring there. Hey, do we lose you? Hey, you there, Shell. That's so weird. I have no idea what's happening right now. I wonder if it might be something on on her reception, because I know it could, because it's all this is all the Internet. So Hey, you there, Michelle. Can you hear anybody? Hello, we can hear you. That's so weird. Yeah, we can hear you. Can you hear us at all? Huh, this is weird. She's like, I know what these people are doing. I'm going to video I'm going to video call with your facebook. This is this is so weird. It's because I'm here. This is what that's...

...probably true. I'Mnavery I'm study call my cell phone. Hey, there, Michelle, can hear us? Hey, I can't hear you, guys. Oh No, I can. I have no idea what happened. No idea what happened. It's so weird. Okay, anyway, where were we see how that? How the pandemics trying to get out? Yes, nothing stand in my way. It up cutting me off. Okay, apparently, Oh my God. anyways, so that was great. You have to kind of make do you know? I kind of hate saying you got to make. You what you got, but you do and you have to like yes, my like I last my I was teaching full time and I was teaching theater and I do a whole bit about that my show. And then I left in November of two thousand and nineteen, I gave my notice to say, you know, look, I booked a couple of spots out of town. I have my theater company. I also I own a theater company for children. I specialize as first kids with special needs. And like I think I have enough polt this kind of work under my own brand. And then the pantemically in large, the pandemic HAP, and I was like all, Lord, have merged it, you know, like great, you know, I just left this quote unquote. Find I don't need another umbrella. MUP, okay, divorce guy moment. Every time I do an interview, I'm with my daughter, I'm with my mother, there's this passion and now I'm going to carry seven hundred things back to my car. That's the moment that you capture. Is a single mob where it's just like you just can't walk to your car or walk to work normally. You're running or you're trying to catch up. You know, this is this is this is the most quintessential Michelle trainer like experience your possibly have. This is such, this is such a Michelle moment right now. This is fantastic. They broke staff before the live stream and then now I'm going to three. Here's look at, here's my go because you mention, you mentioned that your mother does does reads with you for auditions, like like she does. You're not like you're not like reading like like like Romance Auditions with your mother? Are you? That's weird. But let's mom. Can you say that again? You're when you're with in her day, her mother was pretty challenged. When you're doing reads, audition reads with your mom, these are these are these aren't romance scenes, like she's not having the pretend to be like, you know, Gustavo on a horse or anything. Now, they're not romances. But in the story, the audition, the woman I'm reading for kills her best friend. So we are getting to the third side and I was like, oh, this is crazy. I was like I got and now I kill you. This phantastic thing is my mom is very supportive and like has always been her her my father, and like they both have this player of like comedic you know, we're telling in some Jersey like comedic storytelling. You know, it physicality that's embedded in us. So that naturally comes through, obviously through con I comed to you know, nature and in the lens of divorce staries, that just kind of comes through and it's a part of the story that you know, I was I was thinking this morning, I was writing that one of the you know, informations when you do like a go funds me or indiego go. You have to kind of get get people's attentions to why they should care about your project right, and I wrote in it it's like, you know, I you don't have to be divorced to enjoy the concept of divorce ARY or get behind it, because everybody has been through that moment in their life where they're trying to push through a pile of dirt to get through the sun because they know the sun is on the other side, you know, and and it's using all that Grit and mustering up all that energy you have when you don't want to wake up in the morning, but you get you get up and you do it and you feel a complice. That's the concept of the story and it's that process of pushing through the grit that she's in that people can relate to and want to sit there and see what see what's next. So it's really like not just about the divorce, it's just the fact that this is heard. The great part of our life, it my life, is the post divorced journey. You know that it's great that you can have a show because you obviously hear the term divorce diaries. People that might immediately saying a lot of their been divorced. I can't relate to this, but it's good that there you that you're able to find it's good that you're able to find relatability in divorces as not a sense I ever thought I'd find myself saying. Well, it's transition, it's a transition right, like it,...

...and I think that's where I have owing to convince people why it's not negative. And it's like it's the same thing as when you break up with somebody. It's the same thing as when you quit a job or you you know you have a bad relationship at work. That seemed like they're there's conversations in the story that have to do with, you know, me being a teacher and no one gets my name right, like nobody Miss Trainer, and I'm like it's trained up. There's an a at the end. It's no, like that's what we said. It's trainer Melissa. The Call Me Melissa and I'm like my first name is Michelle, like okay, true, trainer, trainer. I get Melissa Michelle. Doesn't make sense at all. I call my wife, her name is Melissa, who well, which is a big thing, especially when it's your family members that you know. Tell your name with two well that have known you your whole life and see your name felt about the face a girl. I feel you so much on that because my first name is star. I get Sarah Dawn. I've gotten Stanley before, so I totally can relate to that. Stanley. My Mom's name is Marianne and she gets heat. My mom that your actual birth certificate name is mry Anne. All one name, allele. Wouldn't call me Mary. That my mother. They call me marry Mary's Mary and if you want me again, but here's we got the irony of it. Like I can't sell my girlfriend's son's name right aiden, and I would. She's like I still don't know there's an e or an egg, and I feel guilty because I should. I gotta after again, like what kind of friend buy? They do that with my daughter's name all the time too, because her full first name is actually Aubrianna. She gets a Brianna, Brianna, all that kind of stuff. We call her Brie and then even with that, people will spell it be our ee and I'm like, there is not any in this child's name. I don't know where you're getting that from? She is not a piece of cheese. She's Aubrianna. She gets Aubrey Brianna Brie we call a brief. She goes by storm again in destroyer of world. I think that the name thing. I'm not I'm not as huge, like it's okay, that gets messed up like certain times. But like when I have known somebody in my life, HMM, for a long time, they messed it up, it's kind of like, all right, what's going on? You know? It's like the way date the guys. Oh, when I had guys that I've dated, spell my name wrong, but the anxiety level goes so high up because you're like, what other Michelle are you talking to? Who's in your phone? Bitch, my parents gets but I'm with. Yeah, my parents spell my name wrong sometimes, I don't know your name. I love you. I'll talk to Laire, my Mama, my parents slew we spell my name sometimes like my name is Michael, but they spell am I st Kati. So, Mrs Miss Ye, are you well? And I yeah, yeah, yeah, version of when we were out there was so much fun. Yeah, that found that's show was fantastic. It's great that shows it was those fas awesome. You and dog wants covid done, you and Douggy to come back through here and do that, do that at while he's we definitely. I hope so. I mean, I'm yeah, I'm that's the goal. I just got booked in Florida for May. Florida, Florida. Yeah, so, so that's something. So speaking of this show and just trying to find spots that are that I'm able to work in, that will see my vision and see that the show is still young. We're meaning like it's still not numbers where people are like, okay, you can have a Saturday, a night. You know. I mean that's the hard part of Tony. You got to have like you got to sell out for them to be like you sure, and I mean I just kind of try to show these bookers and places that there's a pose and message. I hustle my ass off to get hold on. I'm going to put my toy as in my bluetooth. Do you hear me? Okay, Yep, okay, perfect, I just yeah, I just looked. It's called the Library Comedy Club in Punta Gorda. It's in a hotel. Small supposed to be. You know, it's got, I think, the perfect field for like a like a the kind of crowds and I need a smaller crowd that. You know, there's divorce days in the area and we'll go with it. We're...

...going to, we're going to. I'm excited to be back on the calendar with it, with a Gig out of town. You know, that's grant. I'm glad you're getting back out of the road and whether you like to feel of that Punta Gorday, best name ever, Mike. You've been to Punta Gorda. I am that a big fan of Punta Gorda. Ice hones say. That's awesome. It will go out of town to do common again, because I cannot wait to start doing that. Yeah, I mean I think that it's like it's it's like it's like a catch twenty two. It's a high. I got to really put a lot of work into it and I have to convince people that my show you convinced, I should say, like when you're still starting, you know, and still starting means five years in. Yeah, of divorce diary. You have to still prove yourself your craft. You dedicate. It's a full time job. You know, and I was doing it alongside teaching full time for four of those years. So now i's like I have no excuse to not sell the tickets I need to sell, to not be be good on stage to the point where it's like good, meaning, like last night I did a private event and it went really well. I felt like I owned my craft. I was spot on with the beats and Shit and the sketches and I was proud of myself because I took the rehearsal process the way I want to take it. Normally right, but when you have your parenting, remote learning, you have, you know, responding to email, other auditions, you're just like how I do all this and succeed at my craft and like last night was a small win, and then you just got to look and see, well, why was that a small win and how can I continue to do that process? So these small winds become more numerous. You know, it's like it's circus. Well, Michelle, well, thank you so much for calling in. We are going to let you go. I know you got stuff to do and I got to go grocery shopping and do some more. I'm going to kill my best friend. Readings with your mother and and get ready for this big show and Punta Gorda. So, but where can that work in the we're gonna work in the folks. I love you. See where in the folks find you online? Where can they work and they follow your stuff? Yeah, so it's all of all social media platforms, divorce diaries, the word starry show, and you can also go to my website, divorcetary Showcom or Michelle Trainacom so you can just go on there to find all my social right there. And would love for you guys to check out the campaign for the pilot absolutely and we'll get that stuff share. Make sure you guys go check that stuff out, check out Michelle Traina and divorce diaries online. Michelle, thanks much for calling in and I can't wait to see you again and talk to you again soon, of course. Yes, thanks for having a Mike. Take care of guys. I meeting you by Nice. You look at your journey. Yes, by guys, I love Michelle. She's so funny cool. She hosted that night. Then she she yeah, she's just she was the host. Yeah, he was. You, me whools was on that. It was just dug. I think it was one of the guy got added like last minute. Oh, I can't remember. I know you're talking about I can't remember. It was a good show, though, because Christian, Christian. Yeah, cool, I can't pronounce. I've got the whole coalition cloth there. Yeah, Alien Christian colshy. He's a way better writer than way better common Christian coalition. Funny Motherfucker that made my Dick hard is here. That's a good one. That's a message him and tell him about I like that. You make Mike's Dick hard. Word Play married, so it tracks. Fuck. Oh Shit, Brent, was the worst day you've ever been on? Yeah, throw you right in the fire. There's been a lot of bad ones, apparently. Yeah, yeah, they they all just blurred. Here's the thing. Gay guys don't really day eat. We just fuck. I guess by your terms it's beast. What a church one? No, that well, probably the like the hook out that just walked out of in the middle. Like this isn't what really yeah, like it's again like you know, you kissed to like feel each other out. Otherwise it's just really awful. And then like in the middle of it, after, you know, just flipping around and whatever and like not fuck around whatever. Yeah, finding leg who isn't comfortable where and what doesn't go where, and it's just like, you know, this, isn't he just like...

...this? Yeah, pretty much. It's just like, oh, none, all right, that's not where I thought that went. All right, taken this puzzle piece and we have twisted it and we have plugged it on every little bit. That's analogy. Yeah, it's just all right. Well, we tried, we couldn't find anything. It could. Couldn't find the right hole. Yeah, but there him. He would the other pressures by really into it. Like what I like it when you fuck my armpick. I thought this is gonna go places, wife's gonna be home soon, places. I U. Oh shit, star worst date. Um, I kind of I don't date, to be honest. So you're a gay guy to okay, God, no, no, I've never liked. Honestly, I don't think I've ever really liked dated in the traditional sense. Like I was married the first time and I was twenty one when I got married, and then how much dold that cost him? And when him and I split up, I was actually I almost immediately in another relationship that like just kind of picked up and so, yeah, so and then after him and I split up, I kind of I guess one guy I kind of dated, but he was twenty one and that was a nightmare. So no, because I was about ten years older than him, and he apologized for everything in the world. He text me. What you do it? I'm at work, we're not busy. What's up? He's like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so no, can't handle that. I have a child already. I don't need another word. And then I think the last actual date I went on three years ago now, about three years ago, was a guy that I dated for a little over a month and a half and it was yeah, really, Yep, why hiding? Worst date? I wasn't. Okay, I won't really have any bad dates per see, because I'm awesome now. It's just it. But you are worst time ever. Like, I hope my wife isn't listening to Um. But so, why not? Day with this chicken? Everything was going great and you want to become over her play. So go over her place whatever, and we start falling around and she's like she wants to have sex and having sex, but she her ass was so big. How big was it was here stop fucking somebody, because our asses intimidating. Oh my God, Damn. Like she great person, but like we talked after that for a while, but I was like, I'm never that ass was intimidating to me. It just I don't know, it was like the thor of asses, Chris Ham worst of ass, like it was powerful and majestic. It was gonna fuck you up, like fuck it, it fucks you. Yeah. So how is that intimidating? Oh, it was just like so like big, like not a bad way, but I was like I can't, my Dick can't reach that far. Yeah, like it was a weird I always remember that thinking, God, I don't think I'm doing any damage at this point, like, I mean, you have like other options. Yeah, I'M NOT gonna fister. That's the only I could have dout him in the only other option or baseball bat, one of the other well, you are a baseball fan, I like litterally. I will always remember that thinking, God, Damn, you have a nice ass and is big and I like a big ass, but holy Shit, I am gared right now. Remember that the rest of my life. I hope my wife didn't hear any of that. That's okay. Remember, we're recording. We just send it to her. I don't mean this shit. Like Jesus Christ, that's one of the that's going on the instagram. That's fine. What I've put on instagram's totally cool. I looked at your worst state. Actually happened in a Puntag or that that's what's going on the instagram. Crazy, my she actually the funny thing when she used to date that the check out was, but you said date like the person that was that played the Oriole at the Orioles, like both more orioles, like mascot. Oh yeah, really, she's like yeahs like that is crazy. Does he fuck in the costume? I never asked that, at least the head. I mean you gotta wear the head. He's a mad it's like it's like a bobblehead with him. You're so ugly. I need you to wear the orioles mask on it all away. I can come everything for birds. Early bird gets the word. Oh Holy Shit. All Right, I'm gonna pull one more of these, pull one more of these cards for the oriles. He probably had like the record for most UNMISSED Games. To...

...say, yeah, it's I know, I get. It's a good baseball just like. Ay, here's a shirt. You know, you that. Okay, never I go ahead, like you'll do some. I'm fairly heart, fairly harmless one inside baseballs. And that what you call fucking somebody with a baseball bat. And this one, but longs. What are your thoughts on, like, just in Genlly, what's everyone's thoughts on like like, like PDA, like like couples in public who like, you know, holding the hands in the kissing and in public and shit like bright it was. Yeah, so that's weird for me write like Oh, because you're always the other. Well, no, now now you're the other. Well, like in generally, how do I feel about PDA? Scared Shitless of rednecks and baseball bats. That's where, yeah, I get. Yeah, show, it took a dark turn, Mike, Baseball Bats. It doesn't bug me any I mean, I don't know is now PDA never bugs me, like yeah, I'm even wife to it every now and then, but when about? Okay, so this is gonna be a sauce. I mean, I know, I think anybody does that. I think it's cute, okay, and makes me brings it tear to my little bit because I'm like they're still hope in the world type thing in all this hate and stuff like that. I was I was driving by a bus stop the other day. There was the bench there and it was just like elderly in a racial couple, like like old, older black lady, older, which they were both probably like in their s, and just sitting there holding hands. I was like that's so fucking cute. There's hope, or that's the last of it and it's going to die soon, or I think we I think for me, there's some nuance and like how the PDA is done. Okay, yeah, because like if it's just like, you know, a little pack or something, when it's the toxic guys that are where you can tell they don't actually love the woman, Yep, or but they got a hand on them right, and they're like grabbing the air. Look, I get to go home with the you know, when like stick in the flags, right. Yeah, yeah, when she's just there their substitute corvette. Yeah, you know. Well, how often do we see that shit on stage? You look down at people in the front or whatever and there's that guy who's got like that triumphant arm on the shoulder. Yeah, like that. Yeah, like, if it's an actual display of affection, yeah, then, yeah, it's cute. It's because you're by SICALLY, they're just fun display of ownership, right, exactly. Yeah, we're where you where you fall in the star. It doesn't bother me up to a point. There is a point where I'm going to look at you and be like either go to the Strip club or go get a room, because I can't anymore. You guys are making a child right now. Like, yeah, they're fucking. I'm like, well, I did water on this corn set. I mean this is partially my fault. My thing I don't like is when people is because I hate people who them broadcaster relationships on facebook. MMM, like who live out their relationship on facebook? Like yeah, but when they break up on even the boat start friend of me, because I gotta know how the Shit ended. I'm already invested in your relationship. Well, I like who years I had this couple I was friends with who like like any time, like he didn't like put the fucking toilet seat down. She had like a three paragraph post on facebook. It's like, y'all go to fucking therapy. Holy Shit, I don't you know. I don't need to know every time you're you're mad at Johnny because he came home and didn't wipe his feet before you walked in the fucking door, some shit like that. Like, live your fucking lives, people. Yeah, Holy Shit, that's why I ran for the day. All right, fuck, welcome to Mike's Ted Talk. My God, like, how do you feel about public disc blaze of aggression was as I am fucking for let's fight. I have almost. I have almost. There was one time I was on stage and and this one guy who just wasn't, wasn't, wasn't feeling everybody else seemed a good he for whatever. He wasn't feeling it and he this is like this is a college. I was going to you straight up, like got up and like walked on stage and like like was gonna like fucking fight me because I wasn't putting up with his shit and I was calling him out in front of his friends and they were laughing at us. He got fucking embarrassed. We wanted to come up as if you want to fucking fight me on stage, that's fine, but two things are going to happen. I'M gonna walk out of here, the hero, and I'm probably gonna sue you and win money. So it's a win win for fuck for me, Dude. Like, yeah, pubsmans of affection don't really bought it, Gu as long as you're not fucking like, you know, tongue banging each other like in Pablook like. I guess I could. Ye, can't fuck it. It's hard to tongue bank somebody's putting get away with right. Yeah, depends on the type of table cloths on the tables at the restaurant. Okay, yeah, she's a server, she gets it. No, you go to allive gardens, because there she's a toy...

Italy. Unlimited Soup, toss salads. What order? I like the unlimited soup, top, salds and bread sticks please. And they'm waiters, like what? You hurt me? All right, there my tip today. Customers always right. Sir, this is a MC donalds ball pit deep to to to. I'm okay with speaking of ball pass and it's a weird transition. Speaking of ball pits, I was driving. I so my job is by the chucky cheese over there, Miami's burn. Yeah, it's still fucking open. What? Yeah, I thought they went bankrupt. There's working on their still. Who the fuck is still taking their there? Who's going to the chuck e cheese during a fucking pandemic? You know, I mean, I know, but I just I feel like I have to voice my concern. It's what the ones you drive by, you see people walking in and out. You're just kind of like really, yeah, well, because you know their kids have been coped up in chuck e cheese. Serves beer to the parents now. So Really, Oh yeah, they've had beer for a while now. I'm in whichucky cheese. Twenty years. I've never been to chucky cheese. I've been to a cheese before. I've been the chucks. There's my drug dealers. I've done e. So here we go. Either way, they were giant rats involved, but whatever we can do to make her laughs the fucking best thing. That's why she's here. Only reason anybody likes me anymore. You are get out now, fucking we we're done. Joke Im. Don't need to hear anymore. You know what's all? I'll give you one in this. This would be great because we got to marry guy in the room. So joint bank accounts and relationships. No, no, okay, start. Fuck, no, okay, I like we have a joint one, but we also have a personal, personal ones. Yeah, so you guys, so you got like the one, like the fant the couple one for paying the bills, and then, well, it's a pain. Bills are savings, that type of stuff. Yeah, and then this is Mike's. We can go, you know, by by crack pretty much. It's just so hard to separate that kind of stuff if something does happen. I mean I was the first time I was married. I was married for ten years. We were together fourteen. Yeah, so about ten years in separating that stuff as a paint. Both our names were on the mortgage, both our names were on the bank account, cell phone, which cell phone is one of the hardest things separate when you're with them. He just no, don't get joints cell phone accounts because but yeah, I'd very much in Nadvocate for still having my own account and, like Mike said, with the joint account that pays the bills. I mean I'm single right now and have three bank accounts. One pays my bills, one is for savings and one is for me to just go do whatever I want with it pick up strippers. My secret. It's not a secret anymore. I can't pick them up. They're too heavy. It's what you get. A twink like Kyle. You can say that. I can't say every single time. With some I says twink. I think twinkies. That's all I because they're filled with cream. Treat, oh cheese, Jesus Christ's really white? Those are more yellow than white, so weren't. Never Mind, the show sponsored by pod decks was sponsored, Oh my God, full of cream. God, I say, he's going to see a twinky's commercial. It does like it does like that thanks to twinks. Never minds I'm done. Mike is gone a completely different direction. Think I broke every fucking I just want to say I'm having so much fun right now. This is the fucking best. Oh Shit. So okay, we's let's get personal here, Mike. How did you in the wife meet Matchcom? Really? Yeah, Oh, yeah, yeah, just online matchcom. Okay, sponsor US match downs. Joke, that really amt on match yeah, and honestly, God like, it was weird because she wasn't really the only reason she got on there. It was literally something to do because she's going for a master's degree and she's like wanted something to do and we want to bar one hundred and forty five is no longer open, right. Had our first date. Rest is, unfortunately, history. Not. But yeah, match met. How Long, little bit of Gore Shit. Almost four years. Oh Shit, I mean not that. We got married after to, which is weird. Have you married a year already? Now? I mean now, actually, maybe it's almost. No,...

I can't heard in May. Yeah, almost a year. Yeah, I must see here. It's really sad that he knows when you got married and you could know. I know, may, I know when I got married may thirty and I didn't even perform it. So it's yeah, I'm just saying, yeah, it's whom in the year? It's almost been a year, though. My second husband and I were really bad. We'd have to go online to look like when is our anniversary? May of us. It's weird. Got Married during a pandemic. It's really odd. Like you're the only ones, though. A lot of people still went through. At the weddings, they just down sweet but yet saber. Lucky because, like we had a small wedding and then covid kill, eat and more. The invite he's so it's even smaller after that. Now I'm choking. It never happen now. It was like we're else just have ten people end up having six, because we didn't have like a couple grandparents come up beach because of everything. But it was I just performed a wedding last week. It really yeah, and it was literally the two people and then two parents showed up because you have to have witnesses on the HMM UN license. Yeah, and it was you, dearly beloved, we're all here. Okay, the OFFICI AIn't got my my wife's name wrong. Oh my God, I noticed it the first time as she said it. The second time I was like and she's like, Oh, say, I might. No, give me a high five, and that was that's all. My wife just laughed. So I love my life, but it's okay still. That's all, because she had apparently my wife's name is Melissa. She said Michelle. She had a Michelle two hours beforehand doing a wedding for and that was why. My God, that was fucking hilarious. If my uncle, my uncle came, he was on the people. He's like, her name's Michell with that was list like he was like men get this wrong entire time. Like I've called her Melissa Multiple Times at the house, like like the right wedding. Shit, she looks like my fiance. I was fun. What's The star? What's the it's the shittiest thing you've ever done in a relationship. So do you look back on and you go, yeah, that was on me. I should have done that. I broke up was a guy through text message. Oh God. We're still friends, though. I've done that before. It's terrible and don't it's bad. Don't do it my daughter. Then she's not aunt locked on right, because she'll kill me. She actually she dated this guy for a little bit in the same guy wh shit, I dated. That's how that works. No hurt. The first boyfriend she ever had. She broke up. They broke up the day of homecoming. Okay, God, she still went. She had a great time. Ended up dancing with somebody else. She had a wonderful time. Good. So it runs in the family, like daughter. Okay, Gotcha, it's right. I don't know, Mike. Yeah, honestly, text message, text message, the worst time I I break up some I was text message. That was literally it. I felt so bad. Well, here's the weird part. So I broke up with her. Also got like forever reason, I got our TV for Christmas like like five months beforehand, and she still had it at my place because she's still love their parents, because she was twelve, now kidding, she was older, just twenty five and a second. She had to come pick up the TV like that was really weird. I was like you go, surprise, you did just put it outside for I'm gonna be that. Marshall in the chat says she did on her on her birthday. Oh you are. You are an especially big piece of Shit, Marshall. Brent, what about you, man? shittiest thing you've ever done with some when to someone you've been with, like, Oh, we all have to really think about this. Well, either either there, you haven't done one, or you've done so many you've got to pick the one. You feel like. I met him. No, so I've got mine. Is just trying to figure out how to phrase it. Awesome. Chitti's thing I've ever done someone was left him because I wasn't mature enough to handle the situation. Well, that's particularly Shitty, though I think that's actually pretty responsible. It's a very mature yeah, okay, but like I'm had to be a shitty situation, like it was still shitty to him. Yeah, like like everything was fine. It was fine ish and I wasn't in a place too value what we had. Okay, so I freaked out and I left, which then ended up making him wonder. What did he do when he when? It wasn't like anything he actually did. Yeah, right, yeah, so...

...like my shittiness spilling over onto him was, you know, Yep, I get it. Yeah, I've cried myself to sleep many nights for that exact same reason. It was all my so I should have just wallowed in my own problem and instead tucking everyone around me that I care about is hurt because I'm hurting, and so that's something that you really gotta learn how to real end. Yeah, everybody's done something similar to that at least once in their life. Yeah, how many people admit to it, though? That's true. That's very true. I did the same thing a guy that I was desperately in love with in high school. Yeah, but I had just broken up with somebody I had been with for nine months, or he had broken up with me, because that's usually what happens. I don't usually break up with people. I usually get broken up with, but him and I had gone like to. We'd gone to a couple dances together and we hung out all the time and we talked. The first time we ever talked on the phone it was a sixteen hour conversation and he called me shortly after. We had gone to a concert together and he called me and he's like, you know, I love you, and I was like Nope, I was out of it right there. I couldn't do it again. Oh Yeah, sorry, I get wet. We're getting ready for way to call him and make sure we gets in the room. Ray, Mike, mom with Thoma said at the on facebook. So you can. We're too. Let Me Star. I've been yelling your name like the inging twins all week and like started. She thinks she fast. She's well, I'm done. I told you I was in a mood today. As you guys ever done the thing where you, yeah, yeah, yes, like you stock the person on social media before you actually go out? I don't stock people. I watch with interest from a distance. So that's a yes. I screen for my own safety. That's a great way of looking at it. Yeah, positive, like I do, like I don't create trouble. I create instruensis situations. It's off. Fine, I sound like I've been drinking. I stock. No, this is trilotte. I just I like the stock. Just because I like the stock. I don't stop the people I might go out with. I stop the people that my best friend might go out with. I just like to see how much info I can find on somebody. It's not even like I actually do traps the person, but it's like what can I really find? Like how far can I go? Like can I find your ai? AM, like you know what I mean. I guess I'm also just cheap and like my time is valuable. So if I can decide if I can find you on facebook and you're already like being an idiot about things, like Oh man, something came up, like reality, it's like yeah, it's gotta All facebook stock people that get hired of my job. Okay, so I know if I'm going. I've been in coming DOUCHEBAG, or yeah, it's fair, you gotta worry about your job. Yeah, I got another that way. I know. Like okay, do I have to? I gotta have to like take a deep breath before I go without to sit in my car and listen to slipknot for three hours before I walk into the into work. Okay, so I can get into that get ready to deal with this person or just it's it helps. I've I've occasionally like looked up the person before we've gone on the actual date, you know, nowadays, because I don't know, just kind of get get some of that awkwardness out of the way. I think like it all secures you an idea of what to talk about. I think a lot of people do it and don't admitte. Yeah, well, I think it's I think it's probably fine. I don't use anything wrong with it, honestly, especially given people's profiles. Yeah, because how many people Putt like I love doing outdoors things and so like. If you try to like say, let's go do a hike or something like, I hate, I'm okay, then all the things that like made me interested you, on your profile you're clearly like not. So what who are you really? Yeah, you know, like are you just saying these things? All Right, when I say outdoors, I mean I just like chilling in my backyard. Yeah, it's like that. Even your cat in the Majure, like what a you know? NOPE, no, I say outdoors. I mean the outdoor door store. Duh. Yeah, it's gets even worse. That's made of Oak. It's not even my kid, my wife's kid. I do it because, like I I'll see people post like shitty comments on because I work. We're going to new station. Seeple push shitty comments on our facebook page. So my first thing I do is like go to their facebook page, like what kind of bullshit of they post them on on here? Right, can I do that all? That's what kind of idiot? Before I start calling out this person, what kind of idiot am I dealing with here? Right, yeah, because are you even going to go getting where with them? Is this person worth it? Right? Yeah. So, like I said, I think for like at least...

...my little circle of friends, we don't always necessarily research the person ourselves. We just call our friend and we're like, Hey, check this person out, tell me what you find. That way I don't accidentally click something and then they're like hey, why are you on my pad? I don't do you know this person? No, I don't know who that is. That might be safer because like if if you're looking through then you've got your rose colored glasses. So let someone else who has no skin in this right like, and that's what my best friend and I do. That so off all the time with each other, like so safe to do. It's also sad that you have to do something like that. Protective, you know what I mean, like that's the world we fucking live in now. People didn't fucking suck, I know. Well, I mean, like Mike said, they that you guys met on the dating site, which is awesome. I tried a dating site and I made a really good friend who I still talk to, lise down in Kentucky. I helped somebody save their marriage. I had another guy message me and he said, hey, why don't we go to a hotel and cuddle? I watch the ID channel. This is how I get murdered. I'm not going anywhere a hotel. Next on date, lying and guys marry Y U there. Take the time just a message me to tell me that I looked like a man. At that point. I was done. I'm like, Nope, no more. One of my favorite experiences my with my wife was at a hotel. We get we had been married yet and we go up to the hotel. Hotel for right and she literally as loud as you can't she's like, your wife is going to be pissed off the person working in the lobby. Oh, that's all, we're checking. INA's it. That would have been amazing. That's so good. I love your wife like she's so amazing. I want to do that to one of my friends now. Just be like, Oh, so we assume we have to use my credit cards. Show up when your wife's charting. The guy was like, I hit her that night now and a sexual man something my wife wouldn't let me. She consented to the choking. Yeah, when I got out of college I was live with my buddy and his wife and and his his wife was fucking gorgeous, and I'm working in a Walmart and and so she would come. I had in a car yet, so she would come pick me up from work. She worked up the road and she do some shopping while she was there work for me to clock out, so we'd be, you know, in the check out one I getting ready to leave and she liked just a screw because she knew I work with these people. So she threw down like a bunch of condoms and lube and stuff, and then she'd mentioned, like yeah, my husband asked me to pick these up. Meanwhile, the person that I work with eight hours Aday looks, looks at her, looks at me, looks down and just goes Oh man, I'm have questions at break time tomorrow or in the car drive at home. She's just giggling like an idiot. I'm just like, I get what the fucking move about here. It's fun to do that to your guy friends. Not Sure I've ever done anything like that at all. Whatever, don't whatever, men, believe you. Don't make me get out my mom boys, Hobbs, horror, shout out the star from her old buddy hobbs. No, no, I didn't ask her to cuddle. No, he did not. Okay, love you hobs. I just don't know. Like what do you guys deal on cuddling? What? My wife loves to CAUDLE. I do to an extent, but it's comforting. It's really for at least for me, it's a security thing. I'm want my cat wants to do it, but like never during a hookup. That's just weird. Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, I mean, see, I can't talk though, because I honestly like I don't Hook Up. I've never been like that. All right, I just find it odd. I would think it would, because it's a way too vulnerable and emotional. Right for yeah, for just an exchange of fluids and her become any butt and now I want to cuddle. Yeah, I do that, like I was just trying to sleep and then he liked grabs my arm, like what the fuck is this? I'm just all, oh my God. So one of my favorite things. I will talk about my said death, but like whatever, common her right. And then she likes sit up or like laugh or cough, and it just and she's like it just squirt it out a little bit. That is honestly one of the most annoying thing I do. She's she's like, oh no, it just came out a little bit. Most so that doesn't get US canceled off hot. We've talked out some fucked up shit, though. I don't know, it's a fucked up show. I mean, like, it's not this, it's Valentine Day on far with cut this kind of Shit. We usually talk about that. So that's why I love her. I'm coming her. She coughs, shoots it out like a fucking stilly string and God, and it's really not like silly string, just sort of where it's like Gooby Goo, gooby gone. Sorry, I hope she's not listening to...

...any of this. I hope my mom turned the show off a long time ago. I can guarantee I'll get home indoors. Lie. My Mom's not gonna want to come over for a couple of weeks. Like, what kind of people are in your house? I just like to push it there. She seemed Mike performed. She knows what the fuck's up. Yeah, true, he's one of her favorites. Her two favorite comedians in Dayton are are Mike and Jesse. Not, not me. Oh my gods, are brief. My daughter's favorites to jess is on the show tonight. He is just yeah, so if you're well, never was already sold out. So, no shit. Is it sold out tonight? Yeah, I mean for covid restrictions. Oh yeah, no shit. That's pretty cool. We've been sold out the entire weekend of yeah, it's Win Shit. It's on this Sunday. Show is sold out last Sunday. People are having way too high expectations for how romantic that shows going to be. Then I'm on it. So they're gonna get you coming up, probably. Do you want to spot the Hanna drop out? So, okay, yeah, and it was just be like a I want really a comics on it. So, okay. Well, was on the gonna do something. Huh, cools on the night. Jake San, I can never pronounce his name. I grass, nod, grass, he's funny, not grass's tall. He's was he the one that I may feel that one's he's funny, though, but yeah, he's funny. Yeah, but you can't say like, Oh, I have to follow the hottest guy in like he's not hot, he's just tall. Yeah, pull it up. I put my Google calendar if that abortion kid ever came back. I always wonder about him. Ken Ferguson, that his name. Yeah, keiths on their Keith Aravan, Dean, the Claire Philip dropped out because of Covid I just hope that everyone coming to the show tonight is properly prepared for the romanticness. Oh yeah, kids day by using the manscape version three. There will be heavy petting at tonight show because I have to clean the chairs in the floor. Well, you know, signed up for I'll trails. Oh Shit, they were waiting on right at this point, I think. So I'll tell I'm going to call it. I'm going to I'll put them on hold when he calls it at first, but I can text right. Brent. You got any other shows coming up? MMM, not particularly. The so the only thing that we've really got going on, and it's not even comedy related. So for people who play Pathfinder or starfinder, those are like some role playing games fot. Yeah, Yep, we have an online convention that we are doing June eleven through thirteen. We are partnering up with Jaff Spers Game Day, which is a suicide prevention charity, and the Greater Ohio Plan parenthood to play games and raise money for those two charities. Awesome. So June thirteen, it's called a concurrent. Will be announcing that very soon. So look for some some blog posts on Pisocom or find me on Instagram, facebook, things like that. I was love what Nerdy Shit those charity. Yes, we do it. Well, yeah, even playing a lot of fucking magic the gathering. Lately are doing a lot of magic the gathering posts. Yeah, so that's my fun thing. This is okay. So this is another and we'll probably doing these for charity to yeah, so another like dumb thing that I started doing is I don't have Tarot cards. That's right, you've been doing those magic to gathering. So, oh, that's fantastic. So I've been. I just did one as a joke and m p were just like, oh my God, I want one now. So I just pull like three random cards for your graveyard and that's your past, and then three cards in your battleground. That's your present, and the three cards in your hand are your future. That is all. And I just do some some crifty people. Three NICABOLAS. Ho Shit, you are bringing about the end of time. So, yeah, I just do some improvisational grifting and they're hilarious. All Right, before ray calls and let's do one more. Let's do one more of these. So I said, it's off the show. The show is sponsored by pod decks. Pod decks are unique interview questions and episodes starting PROMS in the palm of your hand. So with you are a new podcaster or existing broadcaster looking to grow your audience or get more engagement, you're going to want to check out pod dexcom and use the codetbl ten to get ten percent off your first order at check out. They have cards, t shirts, hats, coffee mugs, all...

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...there. Hold on, hold on now. I can still talk, though, but yeah, this is you know, this is for all day. I'll touch of stuff going on. Great, great chance. As raising alphabetical order. We see, did you get it there? Hasn't told me I've got anything wrong. Start. It's really hard to forget my name. I mean first name is started. Only star in this world. Damn, it is a lot of stars on his porn star. It's a lot of stars when I type in star. That's as you don't understand. I'm more than comedy a time. Am So it's you see it. Surprised of how many stars are in the community. Now, Oh Shit, oh my goodness, we'd learned something about Rady. Right, lot of shit going all out here. May you know, with my last name being day, you know, how many store days? Do you know? Oh Damn, I put I just told Star Hayley cat that's the one. fucked up made somebody. I hope, I hope this don't create a situation for every day. Now Hashtag me too. That's hilarious. Yeah, I just told Star Day might be in the DV situation later than I like. Wo Fuck you fucking right, Jackson, like my father Bro did not mean to do that. I didn't you see this. To Star Fish, I just loot the metaphor of like no, baby, I'm giving it to you. I ain't gotten us. It's like an intimidating ass and tonight there's so far that's I still remember that. You know it's my name. How many of my guy friends have had to put my name in their phone as like either my last name or something else, because their girlfriend or wife will see their phone and I'll send him stripper? I'm not what I do. I'm too fat uncordate that Shit. That's right, stripping one ye, trying to do this damn thing we keep. Now we're gonna raise mission in life. We gonna make this happen to day. Yeah, stared a star night. What the less. What's been going on today? I heard Mike might have a child or in the morning I heard the beginning of it. I thought, I'm like, yeah, yeah, Appaly, apparently Mike's intimidated by four heads and shins. So like, Mike, she gonna Mike, you going to beat the doing all types of bullshit. You have a kid, may go out. You heard my bit about that one year old birthday party. A bunch of Shit. You don't want to even be involved being so get ready baby. You know. That's the end of that'll be the end of your jokes by time you have a key, because you have to make sense to me and writing s up to the children. But the weird thing is, like we're totally anti Valentine's Day and when we fuck this morning we didn't think about it. We're like, Oh shit, h yeah, yeah, your jinks you're gonna. It's gonna Happen, but Oh, go ahead, you a baby. I'm November like Dusty Harvey, and you'll be. We got to sell bave this baby or whatever this is. I'll just take my death. Is How many means or Valentine's Day do you have on your phone? Came prepared by cool. Did you get it? Star? Did you get it? I got it yet? Yeah, yeah, that made it real. Peg's neck, kid or nothing. It's just it's just happy Valentine taking. I don't want no trouble from nobody. I just Gat. I've been for three years. It's all right. Yeah, he's got another one for that. Dam Comedy Club has a lot of history with me and it's so hey. He everything the up and up. Thank you, though. That was very sweet. Oh, you are welcome. Let me see if I could see what y'all doing.

All he see? I feel like I'm listening. I'm listening to somebody that calls in the apple support. Turn my Bluetooth on. That's cute. That's Cute Y. Yeah, I'm looking. I think I'm looking at I got to keep it all mute. Sword, though. You up what kind of same? I your fucking shirts that I did. It was harmed before I went on stage, but that's that's a little thing. Everybody got to know before you go on stage. You she's like, like this has like other clothes. Don't wear your stage clothes if you know people are going to be using it later on down the line. Like I had no idea you guys were going to use this picture. there. There's plenty of other pictures and I picked the first one that I saw. What it needs. Yeah, I know, I know it. I know, I know, Mike, you don't give a damn about the arm. So you thought I would just be happy with this. You know, you saw it. Brand's at me the set of my fucking gray sweatpants. Let's see. Ray, it's all about that happen? That hat? That has a special I stole this hat from one of my best friends. I stole it back when I still had a forehead of hair so I could rocket, but now if I put it on, I look like the make a witch foundation kid that want to be a he want to be a pimp for a day or something. So down to my eyebrows now I don't wear down to mine, but I had this far. You know, my head is like. I had a tow head of hair. Now I look like a sharpie. So you rocket had. I don't have time to try to do this shit no more and it does his own thing. I might grow my hair back and just look like Frederick. That goes again. I don't know. I'm figured out. Frankian abolition, this comic. I don't know. Oh Shit, Ray, what's you got going on these days? Man, like they said, you start trying to stay bus you know that. Like, are you still doing exam? For a while you were working with the kids and start work with kids like is that's still going on? Yeah, I still work with the I whether not. Actually kids are just young adults who never got their life together and I'm trying to help him get their shit together. I mean they Kevin get it, to get remember the kid that the teacher always said you ain't going to be shit, and we were amazed because that kid really did become shit. That's the kids, that's the that's the adults that I work with. Like yeah, Miss Thompson says you, well, I'm gonna making it. I'll be damn. You didn't make it. You did. Let's see what type of programs biting as for you in store and maybe we could get you into a subsidize living or something, and hopefully you'll figure it out before you thirty. So that's what I do. I try to tell him you should have want the class more often. Shit, actually pay attention. Get that's that's the bay. It goes man you, because you ever wonder, like the kids wather, like the kids are like it's I don't know, I don't want to sound bad about the special eg kids, but sometimes they like they need a lot of help and I'm like, who's calling help him out the graduation? WHO's calling? Like you can't just keep the extra teacher around for the kids so they like really need to go to class or really learned or something. And you know, because, like if you can't, it like you have a noticed, like drugs are only sold in fives and tens to count, easy to count. Like a drugs are sold in seven. It's like it would be like way less drug deal with out here seven eight packs at seven dollars a peak. You know what my I'm I'm just gonna go get me a job, you know. You know you can do fast, being twenty, twenty five or like Shit, what eight times eight? Shit Mone employed. That's what a time. You Got a felony now because you couldn't count your rocks. I'm just Paketure in Jerry Science felt. What's to deal with? Some on heroin and packs of a but needles and packs of Ted. Yeah, it'll be like the surf. There's too much of a subpus now and Shit like, Oh my God, what are we going to do, sir? Plus a needle. I use those needles to...

...fucking Tattoo yourself afterwards for making mistakes. Just gonna buy extra heroin for the needles. And we got all these. When we go do with all these extra needles and shit. Next thing you know, the drug man. Then he started to sell bootleg vaccines. I got for you, but durn a hard arm vaccines by the day and selling heroine by night, and Shit, just fucking cat your and that's all it. This is just the sistics a natural holy Shit. That's a big argument in the black black community. Man, like the conspiracy theories on the vaccine. Man, I and my whole thing is hell with white people taking a shot. I'm getting the shot. Shit, there it is. That's my logic. You know, if it's good for white is good for everybody else. It was like, if you like, I'm not getting that. I'm not getting it. But I'm also only going to get it in the suburbs, though, so I'm going. I'm not getting trust that. You know. I gotta go with my conspiracy a little bit. Now. I can give me the suburb of vaccine. I don't want the urban stuff, I won't, but I want with Trevor's getting. So we use Donald Trump. Donald Trump won by losing the majority. That special type of Guy Right here. I mean he keeps winning, but he's actually losing. It's amazing, man, how they just quitt this logic in the in the history. Like you lost the popular vote twice and they're like, yeah, we're winning. I'm like, no, you're not. Thanks you like like you got, you got a quit it from impeachment, but you actually lost. You lost. You lost. If that was if that was anywhere else, you'll be locked up right now somewhere. That how you just get to go on and play golf or whatever and spend the money that the poor Jay clampet's game to you and shit whatever else you do. I don't know, but I heard that he's never going to be able to come back on twitter. Is that true? Oh yeah, no more twitter, where there's has been off. Ever since he's been off twitter, it's like he has no outlet. Yeah, talk period. I'm missing it's great. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I think he's just hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein, you know, is sitting back chilling and there he's like hey, man, this can't join me on the conspiracy couch, and you know, we just I'm like an amazing forming everything that we've done together that we don't have about. I remember yesterday we're talking about when he got acquitted and they said Donald Trump reacts to his acquittal and I was like, where did he react? He's banned from everything. Did he just's just talking to himself. Favorite thing is when people are like Truma chucks to and know against impeachments. is like no, he's not to know against impeachments because he's been in peach twice. Peach twice isn't been acquitted twice. Just like I just you know, I didn't. I watched a little bit of it, but it was it was just while to just watch the do we call it the defense. What it's called? I mean, I mean, what did you call what? I mean, the logic behind it was like, well, I put it to you like this. Okay, here's the thing. If I had a dog and I I trained my dog and I, you know, and I and I gave my dog to attack Ques, to attack you, and then I have to go to court, but I could just say, well, it's not my fault, I was just talking like I'm normally talking. The dog mistakenly took everything that I said and it's not my fault. It's the dog pot so he should be. You think I not. Should be the goal. That's the mean, it's the very accurate. Yeah, that's it. I mean, isn't that the logic that they're using? Yeah, well, what's what the fuck up? You got the comma coming out last night saying Oh, don't get me wrong, I think he's totally response over this shit. I still voted not guilty, but I still think you did it like what kind of two days Morse Shit is this? Yeah,...

...they do. You know, it's just the way of logic with this pop this politics. Man, you know, I just just s funny a tale for me at tire what we have learned is if wee and no matter what you do, if you say you started a capital right, you will get off clean. Well, the more important thing that is, if they're saying that we can't impeach Donald Trump because he's not the president now, then that means anytime you go before a judge and there like were you? Were you smoking weed? Like I'm not smoking weed now, he's miss. I'm not drunk to nails. Why are you charging me with the dum? I don't have a body anymore. I'm sorry, I don't know what happened. It's that means true, though. That's what that's exactly what was done. I'm not jerking off in public now, but I was at mad. That's the small if anything, they filmed me without my consent and the priest's office. So let's become him the Holy Spirit, Jesus Christ. That was said Multiple Times. Jesus. I'll just look forth to seeing the the the how these guys are gonna basically the the the Republicans or the geop or the right, whatever the hell you want to call Shit, how they're going to just politic for for for the upcoming seats, whenever their seats or whenever it's time to get reelected. How you just going to spend this? Yeah, it's just going to be. What the ad are we going to go through that? Like the one, the one, what was the one? Lady Green? How she had to come up there. And you know, you know, I said all that before I was elected and I was just playing, just laying I mean that I saw these blue lasers in the sky. You mean lightning? That was the fucking craziest thing. Like, I'm Mike, how did you even get elected? Like, I don't did they like how, I want to meet, I want to meet some of your constituents. This is this is just amazing stuff to me. It's like whenever you get it, what are you? What are you get a piece of shit hired at your job and you're like, I want to meet who? They turned away. Yeah, who did you say no to? You to hire this Saga Shit who didn't get elected. Odds are pretty knowledgeable and and level minded person, but that's the thing. Is there there was probably someone who actually had saying economic policies, strong anti corporate stances, legislations that they wanted to pass and like and dark skin. Yeah, like you are overqualified for this position. You don't believe in jail, as you're starting. Tell me more lies. I don't give a fuck about now policy economics, tell me from why me three shit. That sounds so ridiculous that I don't do nothing but believe. That's what I want to know. Irony, she cheated on her did you read that recourse? She cheated on her husband Multiple Times. HMM, yeah, we're like to Bernie Bros okay, yeah, so it's like very interesting. Okay, she'd she like socialism states the tools that you, cravy wore. Raised that in another one to his list. Shit. Well, Ray, listen before we let you go, man, because we're coming up on the end of the show here. What you where could be anywhere people can see anytime soon. An shows coming up. May. We try to get some stuff coming, but they'll probably won't be to A. Maybe Michael put me on another Saturday show. I'll have you had line once enough. I meant to talk to you about that. Actually, yeah, we'll work on I'll be somewhere and while he's or true, try to get back into the funny bone. But it's just it's just a lot of jam right now because there's so few venues and such a it's like the you remember that line you got in when you would a kid get on the roller coaster at King's island? Yeah, that's the line for getting on stage right now. So just get your ass in line and bring a friend and just just wait and hopefully you can get get your turn and then you have to get back to the end of the line and we do it again. So it's will what's once the weather warms up, will probably be outside for a little bit longer, or we'll just open up doors to a venue, or will sell some crack and buy some tents and do our own venues. I don't know, but who knows, I might be performed in the middle of a bridge...

...in April or something. I don't know, but I'll be coming up somewhere. But be looking out for the we're in the preproduction of door some me and Tyron Hawkins and the and a few other guys. We were actually working on some other short sketches that we're going to be putting together real quality stuff. So that's really what's going on right now. So will probably I would say it's probably around June you start seeing stuff on social media. We'll start putting that out there. That's really we're going. It's that into that Generra of comedy right now. That's where we are. Right on. Well, right, thanks taking the time to call in that a man, it was good talk to you. Good to talk to you again, and we all got to get together and like seeing pom by our or something. I don't know. We could you set right next to star. It's come by. Yeah, hole hands and get it. Get it, you know, bring it. We haven't all hug out this so long. It's yeah, wow, man, I haven't said Mike Shah. I haven't seen you are forever. Man. It's been at least it's been over a year. Man, it's been over a year. Seen you fucking forever, man. Well, the drive, you just will drive up to pet you work for Ober now, man, I'll never see you now. Holy Shit. We'll get we'll get past this and you and I will will road trip up the pickle again, go see joey at the that somewhere again. Yeah, Oh shit. was that the night of the other fight in the end, during the middle of the Yare there that night? Look, I heard about that one. I wasn't there that night though, but holy Shit, man, it was the white trash by the Royal Man. What the police to come, because somehow they were going to try to blame it on me. I don't want any part of this shit. Right here, I don't know. I'm sitting in the corner. They'll be like you. I'll be like me, what thanks to you know, I'm in jail this shit. I didn't want no part of it, but yeah, thanks, man. I appreciate it. Guys, you guys doing the great thing. Man, keep doing what you're doing. I'll keep promoting it best I can. Happy Valentimes Day, Mike. I hope you sperm sales are really really working the day. I hope you had triple it to damn ha ha. I'll talk to look on his face phones forever. He looks so pissed off right now. All right, right, man, we're going to Valentimes Day, man, we're let you go, but have a good one. I thanks, man, appreciated guests. Take Care of man. Let Yeah, letter. Fuck, I love that guy. He's the best to all right, well, you will. You send the new Valentine's means fucking valance as me. What the fuck? I'm Fr'm now I'm still thinking about a log jam. How many different logs you're trying to get into the that's what a log jam is. Right, we are coming up. We are coming up on the end of the show. Here is spent. It's two hours went by fucking quick, Holy Shit. But I had a blast with you guys today. This was so much fun. It was subpart. Now it's just that's good. I have fun too. Was Awesome. Yeah, I killed it for being the only noncomedian here, that's true, but that fucking laugh, just Jesus Christ, I need I need that like as a ring tone at least. I don't do my other laughs like on a regular basis because that one's terrible. I don't know the other laugh. Most people don't, because I really do it around Halloween is I think it's my I want that. I need that on a ring tone to Holy Shit, is the previous thing I ever heard in my life. That is fantastic. So if you guys are watching at home right now, you can see there's a phone number up on the screen. That is a number you guys can call into if if you want a chance to win a twenty five Amazon Gift Card Order to win that card, though. You have to answer one question about a fact that we covered on today show. I'm leaning towards one. I don't. I'm like, what do you think? Well, I don't know what the fact is. My question, idea, is what part of the body is this? Mike Hat Mike Wells have a big problem with on a potential day. But there's two answers. Two answers, though, it's true. That's fine, the can as they gotta answer. Both are but are both one of the two body parts on a woman that Mike Wells is an issue with. When it comes dound, this makes it sound like a piece of jit ha ha. I know that Punta Gorda. Also, when you guys are sharing this shit the show around,...

Hashtag Punta Gorda. Let's get that fucking dry. Punta. Hashtag Punta Gorda, but give the number a call on the screen. Nine seven, eight for eight zero seventy three. And if you can answer the question what to body parts on a woman does Mike Wells have issues with, you will win a twenty five dollar Amazon gift car. We covered this earlier in the show. Specially feel like it's what body part is this fucking shit. I don't know what it is either about those. I don't know why, it just that's what I see. It's kind of like when you date a girl that looks like her dad, you know, it's like yeah, with like the mustache. I did data. I did dated twenty one time. I was like, I know your sister looks like naked. I know what your sister looks like naked. See you every time you say I look like a piece of shit. You just keep reading. Before I'm like the nicest person in the world, but now on stage I in on this. I am a piece of Shit. Why you're here, though? That's to make you look better. Fuck you, R R. raise in the chat right now is damn. I missed dad. He's a toes into your load. Wrong, wrong, oh, shows and earlobes and know those are the two things of Mike Wells loves to suck on. Not Tell Guy now. I was shaking. Oh Shit, that's funny. He's calling. Where don't you colleague? fucking tenny all, watching your somebody go. They can procu they can't remember what the fuck it is like rewinding it was. These say what a fucking piece of shit, fucking cunt, piece of Shit doesn't like Vagina Lips. Give a shit less about that. Your vaginic could look like Sour Ons, our mon or fucking fucking flaming eyeball. Will you pronounced it? I was like, is that a Pokmon? Sour on? Yeah, I know, I said I'd say Sour on right shower. Yeah, sorry, is it's our on. Sorry, sorrow. Man was the wizard. Yeah, fuck, I hate that I'm correcting him on forever. Well, but fuck my life. And there I want to see all those movies at midnight to I still have it. Those hobbit movies are so bad. Oh, yeah, they're so awful, like almost unwatchable. I mean. So the Hobbit isn't a good book in the first but it's fine and it's also what. Yeah, it's also eat anything that man wrote. Yeah, it's a lot. Well, especially like they're so totally different on top of it, like when you lead with epic World War II analogy and then like kid, look like, okay, that's what. It's not as bad. The hobbit's not as bad as the cartoon movie. Oh Man, I feel like the cartoon like is so bad that it comes back all right, like letterd me moy singing about Bilbow, bilbow. You ever heard they ever heard that the letter Nemoy Bilbo Baggin Song? MMM, okay, Oh, it's it's fantastic. Yeah, I don't want to pull it up right now because the copyright, but I just feel like, I mean partially, probably did that movie just because they're like, Hey, we'll give you this money, do the hobbit. Oh Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, because, I mean he wanted to do Lord the Rings, but they should Lord the Rings. He said, I'll do Lord of the rings, but you got to give me but a King Kong. Let me do com did you guys see the movie? When they first gave him, Peter Jackson The Lord of the rings movie, they hadn't really researched him a whole lot. And ever seen the movie? Meet the feeble? No, Peter Jackson's first and it's Dementis bumpets. Oh yeah, watch this. Oh Yeah, Peter Jackson's horror movies are awful and wonderful at the same time. And then wonderle and he's going to do Lord of the rings like a God. fucking killed it though. Yeah, well, the Hobbit wasn't entirely his fault, though, because he wasn't supposed to do the hobbit. It was supposed to be del Toro. Was it? Dey'll Toro was going to do the hobbit and then they'll Toro backed off like right when they were about to start shooting. MMM. And then Peter Jackson came in and said, okay, well then we're going to go back to square one and do everything in my way. So it like push back production at eight. In their budgets everything was like Shitty CGI HMM. And they turned into three movies which was so dumb, so pointless, and the fact that they put Lego less in it, well, I'm like that was there's such fan service. There's no tension at all in Oh gosh, I wonder if he's going to be he's gonna make it. Where do you do? You know? I did see that they drop the the first trailer for the new Zack Snyder Justice League today. Okay, I knee, I don't and you watch out to watch it again. The trailer is pretty fucking dope trailer. Pretty though I wouldn't watch it just to spite Josh Wheedon, but that's yeah, fuck Joss whedon. Yeah, every year I find out more and more about him than I just hate him. And then the recent shit that...

...came out was so I have always hated Joss whedon. So now that everyone else is lying, we ain't as wheat and too, it's like I as weird before. Are you come cool? That's what happened. Yet what happened Buffy, the vampires. So what happened that I didn't read into. A lot of like cast member saying like he was abusive on set and there was apparently a role at him in Michelle Trotchenberg's ice hero. CRAKENBURG couldn't not be alone together on set or anywhere. He's he's like notorious leetly. The Tories really like a huge purve. Yeah, so he's a he's a huge pervert. On top of it, like asking Chris mccarpenter if she's going to like abort her baby, telling her that she's fat and all this other kind of stuff going on, and then like just the way that he handles everything, like cheating on his wife the whole time. And then he was just like all these women were just throwing themselves at me and I I succumbed to temptation and Oh, like have you seen Joss whedon and nobody throwing themselves at you? Right, yeah, just like the way that he spun it to wear, like he was being victimized by all these take more you by. But then you really women. Then you read his ridiculously sex is wonder woman script, right, or Oh my God, or Dr Horrible. Would the awsome like me? I like Dr Horrible. Yeah, but have you have you seen like the feminist read of them, where it's not great, it's not great. This woman ignores me, so I have to kill her boyfriend so she'll love me. That's not great. Okay, so that all right, you're a strong feminist. That, like he's just is a piece of shit. I always piece of Shit. Yeah, I don't know. I'd really reach. Because because he just, because he did the avengers. So everybody because he did Firefly, Oh and that, and everyone just thinks that everything else is great because a firefly. And they think that he does these wonderful team dynamics. And really everyone is just a conduit for Josh Wheaton. Everyone fucking sounds like him, everyone is smart and quippy at just the right time, and no one he doesn't know how to write characters, because he just writes himself and he jerks off onto a page. Yeah, why is this page? Script have come on it? Well, because it wasn't fat and didn't keep its baby. That's why we laugh last dry before we get out of here. Guys, call in seventy four, eight, zero, seven three if you want one to twenty five dollar Amazon Gift Card. What to body parts on a woman? Mike Wells say he had issues with when he was dating. You can't remember, I'll show you on camera. You can't show your penis in my drawer. Okay, we're where penises belonged. Its roars draw this sound stars in the basement. Oh Oh, Oh, Oh God. Ever gonna let me come back here now? You have to come back every fucking week? Holy Shit, I do I do that before. While we're waiting here, I want to say thank you to everybody for for doing this. This was a lot of fun. Star and Brent for for taking time out of your day, for coming in, Ray and Michelle for calling in, Mike relp be get this thing put together and organized with everybody. This was a lot of fun and I hope we get to hope we get to do more stuff like this. More importantly, we want to thank pod decks. One thing, pop, you're not getting paid. Damn it. Do your mobile raid or whatever. You know, like iky arena. I got too good at this, right, how from skill share? fucking fall for that. That's like like, that's like walking into like a war, right. They like don't stand up and get shot and I says like Hey, what's up? Just fucking I was a head shot. Anyway. That was weird. I don't know what I just said. I don't know. I don't know either, talking about head shots and you know, I just walking that joke like it was. Sometimes people open doors and Mike looks right into him, yeah, or comes in them. Well, too, haven't hung myself in a doorway in a while. Very Fair. That's very fitted great that I just ended right there. I watched. I watch the clocks that you have to leave for work in twenty minutes. Oh yeah, I forgot all RYS. Okay, you guys got thirty seconds, thirty six. fucking thing do I not like on a woman or turns me off. Go Yo, come on, twenty five Amazon Gift Card here, what's happened? Number you got some guy named Brett Browser going. I thought you let you add somebody for at least he then call me Melissa or Michelle or mistake. What are Ya Camera? Yeah, what foreheads and Chins do Mike? Wells not like ten seconds and now I can think of his Mickey or I'll...

...always remember that. It's great. Is He ignoring me? He's probably pooping my phone in the other rooms. A So he may be talking to his other half to let's just it is fountains. People people actually do have, like people to spend time with today. I don't know. He's in Canada. So okay, I don't know why I'm picturing some Le's fake and what you're saying. Just we have a call coming in. Thank crazy. You're on the basement lounge. Thank you for calling in. Who is this? Hey, this is gregs, like, I don't know the Goddamn answer, but you guys need somebody to call in, so I'm calling in. Holy so I'm just gonna go with that little danglish thing that's under an old woman's Chin. D You know what, that's close. You know what, fuck it, that's close enough. So we're going to give it to you. A dangly thing up also. Yeah, the answer we were looking for was forehead and Shin. So forehead and sin. Yeah, I think prince said that, but I wasn't going to go with that because we break any the answer. But I wasn't gonna go with the answer. Pink share about that. You look evil. That's why, Gregg, take more Improv. I fucking gave you a gift note it. HES watted it down. I'M gonna do my own thake. Listen, Gregg, the first thing of Improv is someone gets you a gift, like hey, say the fucking words forehead and Chins and then you yes. And we know this, Greg we've learned this in class. Holy Shit, I know Karen is taught you that. If you'RE gonna be that fucking terrible go to black only send a fucking years since I've been in that class. You and here to learn it. You've had a year to learn yes and here to learn yes. And all right, well, Greg, you're gonna get a twenty five Amazon Gift Card. I'll be something nice. Exactly. You better like do something Nice for star. That sound. I always do stuff nice for star. You Center some Dank ass means to race red racing or some Dank ass memes. So you know, you gotta know, you gotta know. Your job is the one up, Ray Jackson. Good fucking luck, sir. That's a that's the second lesson a Fan Prov is to raise the stakes shit. So yeah, we'll I'll get with you after the show, Greg. We'll get your set up with that. And congratulations. Thanks for calling in. Thanks for watching the show today. You are you are the fucking man. So I'm hang up on you now because, yeah, yeah, we're done well. For that being said, now we finally gave this fucking thing away. Spend money on a gift card. Goddamn it, somebody's gonna get you could have used it. Good fucking muse the great. But I want us to say a big thank you to the people who are on the show today, Star and Mike and Brent, as well as ray and Michelle. Thank you, guys. You're calling in. Thank you everybody who washed and hung out the show today, and we'll we'll see about doing another one of the US again sometime soon. In the meantime, where we can check out more from us, go to our website, Basement Lounge podcom. Support the show on Patreon at patreoncom slash tbl underscore pod and, of course, use the COTBLTEN at pod dexcom to get that for some off your total purchase at check out. And with that being said, I haven't eaten. I have to go to work, so I'm kicking everybody out of my fucking house, and thank you guys so much for coming on. Thank you everybody for watching, and we will see you guys next time. All Right, folks, that'll do it for this week's episode of the Basement Lounge. If you want to follow US Online, you can follow Mike Wells on twitter and instagram at Mike WTF Wells, and you can follow me, Mike Shay, at Mr Mike Shay, on twitter and Instagram as well. You also follow this show on twitter instagram at tbl underscore pod, and we got a brand new website under construction for you guys, with some cool new stuff coming down the line as well, so stay tuned for that. In the meantime, we'll catch you guys again next week with another episode and until then, as always, live well, rock on, take care and Bub bye.

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