The Basement Lounge
The Basement Lounge

Season 2, Episode 1 · 1 year ago

Mike & Mike in the New Studio - Episode #1 (Season 2)

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Sitting together for the first time in the new podcast studio, Mike Shea & Mike Wells sit down for a chat over pizza, discussing the issues of the times: iPhones, politics, & zombies.

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Hey guys, it's Mike. Thanks for tune and in. Just wanted to let you know this is kind of a an impromptu test session that Mike Wells and I had together as we get ready to come back with season two of the podcast. This is us just you know, we were sitting around, we had a couple drinks, we had some pizza and we were just sitting and just having a conversation and you know, these are the kind of conversations here and I have. These are the kind of conversations we love to have on the show and these are the kind of conversations we look forward to having as the new show comes back in its new form and its new format. It's new season, so we're still working out the kinks. Were in a brand new studio. Brand new studio, still getting used to the esthetics and the acoustics of the place. It's a bit bigger, it's still a little Echo E as we work on getting it finished. The ceiling fan is noisy as all get out, but we need it to stay cool in here. So and and obviously working on our mic levels and Mike Positioning. You'll notice the audio sounds a little off on this test run. We had to get a little creative with how how the mics were going to sound after the fact because I have a very loud, deep voice and Mike does not. So as we go forward will work on making sure we get the MIC placement correct and getting the levels just right. But as far as a just a fun, testable conversation, I think this one was pretty good. So sit back and enjoy the, I guess you could say, special sneak preview of what's to come with the basement lounge. I know it seems like iphone like there they're even numbered models. All this seemed to be the better version of whatever the predecessor was. Like you had the five and it was okay, but the six was better. Then you have the seven and it was okay, and then the eight was better, and then we had but then we was it up where we got the ten and the ten was cool, but the eleven is better. Yeah, like, I love my eleven. Well, the fucking then the one came out today. They said the event today feeling iphones. That's so, did they? Yeah, I came out today and I was like like, like the new ones available today or they today like the like they did the announcement. Okay, because last they usually do it September. That's true. September they just announced the IPAD, and then right and we're like that's weird. So I was like, well, obviously October, while they announced today and it's a fucking it's basically the same phone. Yeah, well, five key, that's five gk ability. And I'm like, I'm not gonna yes, I like my eleven and if the only difference is that in five G, I mean I'm fine, I'm going to keep mine until one's fives. Not even going to be anywhere. Yeah, it's like it's like K. everybody freaked out about getting for ktvs. There's no K content. Yeah, yeah, I got my psfour pro it outputs the K and that's great. Got It because it was the one that was on sale. Yeah, I don't need a KTV because what am I going to what am I going to watch? I'm going to watch reruns a fut drama. And for K let's, what do you do? That's brighter. Colors are amazing. Well, the thing I did notice the difference in was was in the video games because, like, ill, right when I got it I was playing fractured, but whole the South Park game. Yeah, freshured buttle, and when I switched to use an actual Khdmichord, the video games noticeably looked a different. But like my blue race and shit and my Netflix, I couldn't tell. Like that fence, because I think the only one they had in for K for a while. NETFLIX's looking backs coming for KA. They really like I don't know. There's one of very few ones you go watch on Netflix, wils and for K. I don't know how they did so. It wasn't funky. Right. So I don't know. I mean, I don't know. upscaling and rendering and all that is a little little past me. I'm looked at this iphone twelve thing. It's like five...

...g and like fuck, I don't give a shit. It's Simon. I'm just watch porn on it anyways. Right, Shit, I see, I see. Fuck a rising. So sorry, Cook a rising for them daily. They they they are expanded. I like sprint, it's fine, fuck it. They are expensive because I work, damns Um. I mean it looks a little boxier looking at look, looking at the iphone five. It does it. Yeah, it looks like the iphone five, smallest, finniest lightest g phone. Okay, cool. What's the screen sizes? I'm trying to the website is weird. Okay, so the mini is five point four inches. That the regular twelve is six point one so that's about that's about the size of the eleven. Yes, that is the size of the eleven. Is it the sun? I don't need a minty green finish. Good. I wrote a joke about as like as like. It pisses me off apple has still hasn't come out with a green iphone. A name it the granny I sei. It's like the Granny Smith. That's fucking great. I mean like cool, like the night mode, the The low light. I mean this, this eleven. I remember at last last winter, because I got my eleven last year and I took a we did snow at all night. I took a picture at one o'clock in the morning in my backyard and look, it was like mid afternoon. Yeah, he's a little light. Cameras are insane. Boom, you own a film studio, you can record K HDR video with dolby vision. I mean that's cool, but in film king your phone at now, yeah, but it's not the be vision. Vision is it's just it's like like cinematic quality, which I don't need that on my fucking phone, although great, and have the Disney talking about putting everything on fucking streaming. You know, maybe I love that's it's MAG safe, because now, because people keep putting the magnetic shit on the back of their phones and then wonder why their phones get fucked up. Oh yeah, I first off, you're an idiot if you do that. Yeah, this is it. This like that. That's going back to the s folks. Electronics and magnets don't fucking work. Don't, don't do it. Don't. Yeah, I mean it's cool, I'm good. We're gonna so fucking busy, or well, maybe not pandemic wise, a lot of people stopping online. But I've never been one of those guys that needed to get the newest phone. I just you know, I had a sixth, I had a six plus forever. Only reason I switched over to an eight plus was because we were switching carriers and I was like, well, fuck it, if I'm not getting from as all get a new phone. Sold my sold my six plus the tightest, which is if anybody needs a gigantic fucking phone, it's his tiny little hands. And the reason I switched the new from the a plus to to the eleven was just because they were offering a deal where we live and came out there like you can switch to it, it won't change your bill, and I was like fuck it. Yeah, I deserve something nice and I also I also wanted the camera. So the best way to take selfies or pictures almost is with your k video and take a screen shot. Oh Shit, yeah, I never thought of that. Never thought about dy as a fucking A. Oh Shit, I'll game changer and I'm gonna look sexy. It's gone. Yeah, they look at these balls. Dick pick game. Just fucking scared I might actually start having start senning dicnos. Never sent one before. This might be now that I know they're going to look photogenic as fuck. What happened the other night on that date? What I saw you pose? Never, fuck it. She should never fucking showed up. It's she ever caught. Not, not, not. Okay,...

...so wet. So we met on we met on Bumble, which you don't know about how bumble works. It's they have to, the women have to make the first move. Yeah, it w if you match they got twenty four hours to make the first move and then if they if they send you a message, you have twenty four hours to respond. So we were talking for like two fucking weeks and then one day as blue, she just like Hey, do you want my fucking phone numbers? You're not talking with APP anymore, and I was like, Oh Shit, sure, Oh damn, I'm doing good. All right, cool. So we talked like another fucking week and finally I was like she could, she hadn't lived here very long. She's like, I just moved the date in like three, four months ago, and I was like, we were talking about Mexican food and she was like, I want to try some of the TACO place. I was like, let's go to fucking fuzzies, because they're like some of the best tacos in Dayton. Not a sponsor, but you know they want to be. She was like cool. I texture of the night before, like hey, we still want for tomorrow, and I she's like yeah, totally, can't wait, I'll look cool. Well, speak at our IPHONES. I know homegirl has an iphone because I'd get the little, you know, the be blue messages, and it would show read and delivered and all that. She read every fucking text message I read or saying like Hey, we're the fuck yet. I know she was reading the messages because the phone was telling me she's just so she knew full well I was texting her shit. She just didn't fucking show up her call or text it or anything. Yeah, it's fucked up, man, but I got I got my drinks for freeze. The bartender caught me my my boozy slushies. So that's so, man, first day and three years she's never set you. Never said a fucking word, man. Yeah, even to this day, because it's been like it's been like a week, a week or two now, and still nothing whatever. Man, suck her. Yeah, seriously, fuck her like that, like to consciously make the decision to do that, to say I'm not going to go out with this guy who I already said I was going to go out with and I'm not going to tell him I'm not going to go out with him. What if she's in the hostel right now? So here's the thing, and I thought about because she's a because she's cause she's a nurse. Oh, so, at first I thought maybe she like has some shit come up. Yeah, we're we're in a fucking pandemic. I wonder if the nurse got busy at the hospital and I was like cool, but I figured within a day or two I'd fucking hear something like Hey, sorry, my patient coded and, you know, something like that. But you know, I didn't hear about any mass of spikes in Ohio's covid numbers. That's a fucking lie. The governor came down and told us, all, shame on you, but we're actually having spikes. Yeah, we're actually not doing great. It was a great it was a great day at work. When they're like Hey, the when? Because it was right after the Michigan governor almost got fucking kidnapped. So we got it. We got a notice from left has a problem. I know, I know. Yeah, you left us. Hate America. We're going to kidnap some politicians. Yeah, we're fine. But so they sent us a notice or our new stag should be saying like the governor's going to be here at this time. Do not, and they told US explicitly, do not publicly say anything about him being there until he starts speaking, because they didn't want to take any chance of somebody like that kind of makes sense. What? Yeah, which totally totally got it, but in the five years and working at news, I've never been in a situation where I've been handed like confidential information. So I felt kind of fucking important, because a lot of people hate him. That's so fucked up, Matt. You know, the thing is that pisses me off, as we all just didn't do anything for six weeks. We shut down everything for six weeks. This is all way, been over. Yeah, all, it's all and and you know, God bless him, because he tried to avoid making it an order. He tried to appeal to a Hiowen's humanity, saying like please, just do this without me having to make you. And I think we made it maybe a week, maybe two, and then everyone said, fuck this, I want to go get Nachos and and beer with my friends, and it's like, but you can't do that right now. The fucking do it and the like. I see the post online all the time with these. These are the people who would like, in the Zombie Apocalypse, would like argue for their right to get infected like that's I demand to get bait. We have non sexual and by I'm a...

...hide it from a family. Yeah, they're the assholes who wait until they're on the boat off to the safety of the island to be like, by the way, I got bit back in the mall like twenty minutes ago. Why haven't you changed already? How the main character? I get to wait a little bit longer. It's in my contract. It's fucking seventy five of the script. Who Do you watch the do you want to walk in that at all? Yeah, I used to. Haven't I stopped watching it after stopped watching it. How far are you? I stopped watching it two seasons ago. Oh yeah, I stopped watching it the episode before Carl Texts. Okay, so so the episode where Carl I did see that one and it just cracked me the fuck up because it's like everyone else on this show gets bit by a Zombie. There a Zombie, like right away he got bit by a Zombie. Had An entire episode to get his fucking affairs in order then and I was like get the fuck out of here. We kind of harshall's arm immediately when he died. I was armor leg. I can't remember. Might even leg. It was his leg. It was his leg in the show of his arm and these aren't. Yeah, my brother read the books more than I did. I'd ask him. But yeah, even even even rick had a more like that makes sense. Like like send off on the show. We're like, you think he's dead or that actually fucking not. But but like coral got the most UN unreal coral as a coral the meme. Yeah, cool, I can't, I can't, I can't not do it now. And when Carl fucking died. Yeah, it gets a whole I mean they say, they say it wasn't that long of a time. It's just it's cinematically it looks longer. Whatever. He got a whole fucking episode to right, Everybody Letters, whole episode of Twenty Four. Yeah, he really did. He got the he got the fucking Jack Bower that Shit, and it just did. was also there. was just dumb. I also got really, you know, you got to make me tap out when I find out there's like a cult and how they work is they they kill zombies, carved their faces off and wear them like masks and act like zombies. Will Wigan Been? I'm like, that's a scene from Shawn of the dead. Yeah, you fucking kidding here. Right now, the whispers. Yeah, it's got one. See, I think this next season's last season. You're saying just spin spinoffs, and they're saying, because they saying, like Rick's going to get a spinoff. Well, I don't think I can't. Well, they're supposed to film it then, I hay, I got canceled. That's true. Everything's everything. I mean Jesus, they canceled glow for crying out low, and everything's up in the air right now. It's like not canceled, but like on hold, on hold, because I don't see them not doing that. I did see glowback canceled. I watched the first season in though. I like Mark Maron's pissed. Oh, I would be too. Mark Maren's super pissed. He's trying to get somebody to pick it back up. Work on my hook up. Hope. I hope. They do like to add of you. They probably everybody talks about like they had had an of you. They were they were gonna, they were like about to start shooting season for when when covid hit and it's like, well, obviously you were coming into the show. Why would you just like what? I mean, Jesus it, I don't know. Everything. I think, you know like Netflix to not suffer from a pandemic. Oh No, oh no, not at all. We kid me before it. First of all, they've got so much animated shit that's carrying them right now like between F is for family and a big mouth. A lot of the stuff they they revived, like Lucifer. They revived and gave it a couple more seasons. Of people went to it and droves a lot of folks thought that after they get rid of the Marble Shit that they were going to tank, but they hung in there. I got the all. Is that even still on there? The they have it. It's I think it's on there, but they're not. No one knows what the plan is as far as they're going to like, because Disney said that they're not going to put any of like their adult shit on Disney plus switch, which which I get. But like they own Hulu, so everyone's kind of wondering, like maybe they'll put it on Hulu because it was got some fucked up shit on there. Yeah, but the thing is, like that's two different entities to isn't it? As far as what? As far as like, because they have two different they had the TV show entity yoh yeah, and I had the yeah, I hate each other. Yeah, so I it's soaked. If you ever...

...get a chance to read the read up on the politics of the marble cinematic universe, it's fucking hilarious because you had Kevin Figy, who everybody knows as the guy that runs all the movie shit. And you know, I have friends who out in California who were like film critics and Shit, and they would talk about how they'd go to like a press event like on the set and if and if Kevin Figgy was running it like they had, like they were. They got catering, they get put up in hotels and they got taken care of. And if Ike Pearl Mutter, the other guy who were in a Teav you should if he was running because he was the head of Marvel Entertainment, if he was running shit like they were just on their fucking own, he was like a hardcore penny pinching, like really cheap, low budget kind of guy, whereas Kevin Figgy was like fuck it right, the check will make it up later on. And then when Disney bought marvel, Disney made Kevin Figgy the head of Marvel Studios. So that he no longer had to answer to Ike Pearl Mutter. So he became his own boss and then that pissed off Pearl Mutter. So, even though the stuff with like daredevil and all that is considered part of the mcu, like you watch it, like they mentioned it as little as fucking possible. Yeah, because they just yeah. So I don't know. I don't know how what's going to happen with that. Nobody's really sure. I hope they at least bring back there devil one punisher, because those, those were I never watch lasses in the Puni Shit, it's season one's better, but seasons he's pretty fucking good. It's a little slower. Season two eight. Maybe I have watched season two. Let's season two. Season two there's like there's like the weird fucking gazelic Christian guy. He's a preacher and then he's hiding out with the girl. Now I've never seen that one. Okay, I always get like always feel like season one that punishes the one reason daredevil. That's fair, okay, because like, yeah, that's fair, because he's so important in that he's so good too. Yeah, I always forget that that's not daredevil. that. I know. I mean that's not that's not punish your season one. That staredevil might as well. It's a little bit of both, but yeah, it's almost like your punish your season two proper. It's fine. Season One's better, though it's not testing. But but daredevil, all three seasons were good. Oh, I mean sure, fucking season and I hate out ends. Oh wait, Hayde out. What was it? The other one? They did the defenders, defenders, they have the fenders, wakes up. He's just yeah, that's and they that. That's where you stopped the entire thing there, it felt like to me. I always felt like defenders was like season two point five of Daredevil, because all the most interesting shit in this show happened involved daredevil, even though the plot was mostly Iron Fist, wasn't it? Is there a third season? Okay, there's three seasons. There three seasons of daredevil. There's the defenders. The fenders were in between season two and three. Yeah, because season three picks up right where their defenders left off. He's getting my Shit's for those seen everything, every watch season two of Luke Cage, which I wanted to and Iver sell season to Jessica Jones. Season too. Luke Cage, I heard, is okay. I like season one up until they killed off our Marcial Ali. Yeah, that was the dumbest thing. IVER was like he's like the only reason I'm watching this fucking show. He's so guy. I mean, I like my coultre a lot, but like marcial all, he was the best fucking thing ever on that show. It's so good. I'm glad they're bring him back his blade, yeah, which I'm so slight for, but God knows when we're getting that. That's true too. But like Jessica Jones, I don't know. I liked season one. I thought season two was kind of boring, but I also felt like again, like David tennant in season one was pretty much the reason I was watching that show because he was just so fucking creepy. And then Iron Fist just sucked. I this is all iron fish reminded me. So as I looked, iron fist was like they only did iron fist, that they could do defenders. It's like they only...

...did they only did or, so they could do the avengers pretty much, because if there is all thor was not good in my opinion, and I like it better than most people but like when you compare it, but the other ones. Yeah, well, I think thor to sucks donkey Dick, but forth Ragnar rock is a shit. Ragnar rock is like the best one. Really is like one of the best movies in the ENDC you, if not, if for nothing else than for Jeff Goldblum, who is fucking treating that movie. Yeah, and and and, you know, Hulk Fighting Thor. I mean that's just yeah, blue. But yeah, no, it's. Yeah, you could. You could tell, especially because, like, for was the first one they made when they knew the avengers was happening, like they did iron man. They had the little scene with Sam Jackson, but like everyone was kind of like, Hey, whatever, it might happen, it might not. Nothing like that. It ever been done before. And then you had the incredible hulk, which one really knew where it fit, and then you got iron man two, which wasn't great, but it kind of set up for thor. And then thor, because thor is the first one that ends with the whole. Like thor will return in the avengers, and that was the one where you let you knew it was going to fucking happen. And then we got cap there's mean Cat America. Firston like whinner soldier and more most people do when our soldier things probably like I think we're resort is the best one they've done. I Will Watch that movie a million times whenever it's one. But the first one's good. Mostly. As you get you got fucking Hugo weaving playing red skull and he's the Shit. It's weird that in the Matrix he's been in more the ranks. He's V V for Vendetta. Yeah, he's megatron. I'll find the Michael Bay transfarmers movies. Really, he's megatron. You know what Elsie's remember Ember Babe Hey? Yeah, he was rex, the sheek dog. Yeah, at these in fucking everything. I Love Hugo weaving made so much funning was his face. The Guy Plays the pirate. I'm dodgeball. I can't think it wasn't. Oh Ah, shit, he's like a character act, me, like a voice act. He's been in a and I'm blanking because he was in fucking Star Wars and Moluana. Fuck, here's the chicken and Milwana. I know, Shit, what fucks it is? The chicken, it's from fucking firefly. Come on, and Alan to Dick Shit, isn't it? Was He in rogue one? Was it rogue one? Yeah, he was ktos. Oh, he was the droid. He was fucking great as the droid. He's he's a guy. He's like you put him in fucking anything and I'm a watch it. I love him. In Firefly, Star Trek? I don't think he did star Trek. I got looking out the kids. I'm thinking of the kid that died. Oh, Anton Yelchin. Yes, yeah, man, that's that was a bomber. I liked him. I did too. It was a freak fucking accident to the car crash. So it was his jeep. He was getting ready about some friends and his jeep was parked up on top of his driveway and he was going down to get his mail and the parking break gave out and it crushed him. WHOA. And the here's the fucked up thing. is in his mail was a recall order for the breaks and transmission for that jeep. That how fucked up is that? How fucked up is that? That's like are that part is talking about dodge BA where it gets killed by the lucky yeah, that's exactly what that is. That's ire also twilight zone. Shit Man. Yeah, it's fucked up. It's really fucked up. And you know, I remember seeing an interview with Simon peg because Simon pegg wrote, I was one of the writers on the last Star Trek movie, and he was Babay, he's like, he's like we he's I don't even know how the fuck we're going to go forward from this. Yeah, I think he because he was good and he was great in it as a as a hardcore star Trek nerd only thing I could think it is like there is a there is a point in Star Trek, not the show but in the movies, where he's just on another...

...ship as like the first officer, and I was like, I guess you could write right it around that way, I guess, but at this point it seems like they all kind of fucking hate each other now. Oh Really? Yeah, and I get because I guess they had been like a big thing where they weren't sure if quinto and pine we're going to return, because they both wanted a shitload more money. I'm like, guys, it's Star Trek. They're struggling as it is. Just fucking this is these movies are the reason you guys are fucking Mega Stars. Just take whatever they give you and run with it. Okay, shit, because it's Chris Pine even done lately. That other than wonder woman, nothing, I'm he did that, that movie with Tom Hardy, that this means war, that fucking weird ass spy movie with Reese Witherspoon. Yeah, and x making. Watch that and it sucks not end insects. That, yeah, other than wonder woman and wonder woman, to which we're never going to fucking see, I feel like, because he keeps getting pushed back, as I'll after that, that guy come on and keeps getting to come ask us come out what this was because, well, he was really supposed to come out last year and then they pushed it to this year because it was like going to release on like some special anniversary of wonder woman, and then covid hit and now they don't know what the fuck to do with it. They don't want to put it out on streaming because they want to make the fucking money from it. But well, it's because it's gonna make up. Well, fucking Disney fucked up. It mean it mean no money off and long none also day. I think they fucked up because the fact that they said they're going to release it, yeah, a month or two later. Yeah, that's where they fucked up. They shouldn't. They should have just said it's thirty bucks, thirty bucks and which is already cheaper than what you were going to spend to go see at the movie theater anyway. And then you get to watch for fucking ever. Yeah, but then they want to say we're gonna have yeah, we're going to release that everybody again three months later. Well then, I'm gonna wait three fucking months, you idiots. Yeah, who fucked? Who fucked it up? For everybody was universal with trolls world tour. They made, didn't they make? It money on that. I think they broke even. But still, you got to figure it's a it's a kids movie being released at the beginning of this pandemic. Everyone's at home looking for Shit to do. Yeah, no kidding, it made fucking money. Like, but then they started doing that whole shit. We're like, well, now we're never going to put movies out in theaters, or we're going to do them in theaters, we're going to release them on Vod the same day. And ever, all the theaters were like fuck you. Yeah, now the theaters are all threatened to fucking close because they're all going broke. Here's just say so. I'll love movie theater. There's so expensive. That's but again, a lot of that goes back to because studios, you know, like ten years ago, started taking on a hundred percent of ticket sales. They used to split them fifty. Yeah, movie theaters used to split their ticket sales fifty with studios. And then, like early two thousands, so we're not telling you is going to like twenty years do it. The early two thousands, studio started taking a hundred percent and that's why, I like, snack prices fucking skyrocketed and that's why ticket prices skyrocketed, because the studios wanted to get more of the money out. That's why theaters are always struggling. So fuck that's why driving to keep fucking closing, because people can bring their own shit to drive ins. People bring coolers and shit the drive ins all the time, but they would keep any of the box office money. That's kind of fucked up. On the box office, it is. A lot of people don't know until you unless you work or like our Mey and just super plugged into movie shit. It's all that money goes back to studio. Theaters don't see a dime from ticket sales. That's why a lot of now do. You'll see like a lot of those like special like fathom event screenings and shit with a hey, come, pay twenty bucks and watch wrath of con on the big screen, which, fuck yeah, highly recommend it. I did that two years ago with they use the twenty four anniversary of Jurassic Park. When I watch that Shit on the big screen, that should still looks good. I'm sure it was, as there's like there's a two times where I was like at CGI, but this was made in like ninety five, so it's okay. Anyway, works Lee. Just got a hold of it. What's the ship from South Park where it's like we're now rereleasing the saving private Ryan, but all the guns have been replaced by walkie talkies. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, welcome to the world we live in, Jenny.

Yeah, it's it's fucking everybody. It's it. I don't know how, like the world economy is going to stay the same after this. I just all they pass another fucking stamul. Well, not world. Well, just strictly United States. They needed to do something because people are running out. Like I'm lucky of my year, lucky enough that we see our jobs are still doing so, yeah, but well, but even even then we're still we're going to like nobody from my job has gotten laid off, but nobody has been into the office since March. Like almost everyone's working from home, except for my department and when the actual news team. Everybody else works really from home. Even our bosses are barely there, and it's it's it's cause some fuck ups as far as like on air stuff goes. Like stuff's not getting done as quickly as it needs to. It takes longer to get a whole stuff. But there's a lot of people just have a fucking work. No, even my mom, my mom was was furloughed for like three months. Luckily, luckily, we had a big you know, the unemployment boneus helped, but you know, as far as you know, we we got that one hundred stimulus check in April or whatever the fuck it was. It's all he's that barely got that, barely got people through the month. I know pass something else. The probably running through. That is is everybody both left and right. They keep trying to pass these bills, but they keep sneaking other little shit in there too. This is where by partisanship needs to like it just it make it moving for the people, and there's yet no shit. Yeah, because, because what's going to happen, is it? You know what, guys, it's a fucking election year. We're all going to remember this shit. So every single one of you, left and right, that's tried to Dick everybody around for the last six months, you're all going to get fucking voted out. Yeah, or what's worse is they're not. That's that's the thing that scares the shit out of me is how many people are still going to be fucking around? A lot of ooh, I don't know. I just want to see each other on much. McConnell out? Yeah, him and Lindsay Graham. As somebody from South Carolina, I am ashamed he is still in office. It's been in office as long as I've known. What being in office is for him is in the closet. He's do you hear about that story that got released about late? They called Him Lady Butterfly. Yeah, but enda being like the guy was like I made this up right. It was all fake. God Damn its. I fucking funny like some of those like yeah, like he's Gay, he hays all these mail prostitutes to come in and he has all these like fucking like I can't what you say. It was on his asshole, like lady butterflies on it around his ass. It was so fucking funny. There's none of that would shock me, though, when you look at some of the scandals that have come out of that, come out of fucking Washington in the last twenty years. None of that would fucking shock now that's up there with the guy the airport bathroom tapping, you know, tapping Morse code on the fucking floor to get blow drows in the stalls. Remember that Shit? It was like it was like two Tho, I'll see, like two thousand and five, two thousand and six, and now is senator. was like going to airport bathrooms and there was like this weird like Morse code foot tap and you would do like next to the next stall to stay a little the person that you were. You were there for like a bathroom below ee and if they tapped back and you fucking glory, hold that Shit. Or what the fuck every really said? It should it if you just accidentally did that. Right, you like just tapping because you're a tap dancer. Also, also your fucking toilet paper moves away and there's the Dick just comes through. Oh, to those of the got up where I am, as you, Graham's Dick Probably has a lisp. Sorry, I love every time John Oliver Talks about him. John Oliver's impression of Lindsay Graham is like the funniest fucking that ever...

I've never he's also talk about it like you, like he'll. He's the kind of guy who would throw this kind of fit like a fucking thoe Jangles, like, excuse me, I order this with with six chicken tenders and three biscuits. This is the worst bow jangles I have ever been to in my life. This is a sham, this is Shane. Fuck it. See where he had to do that fucking debate and the guy had the plexiglass him. Yeah, so fucking folly, the guy fucking rank them over the coals to Holy Shit, match my conny, Mitch mcconom's got right last night. Artist more, I can't remember when he heard about that. laughed. I don't know the context of the question. Okay, nor I, but I've seen them like men and half clip where he's laughing about like, you know, what's going on with the pandemic and stuff. I didn't necessary. No, it's because he was being attacked or whatever. I'm not trying to defend so I'm not trying to defend minch mcconomy either. Right, but I said you're not. You're not aware of the context. But on paper it looks bad. He looks bad. Yeah, I saw it. I just don't know the contacts that context in what she was said. It's a fucking yourtle, the turtle, and I don't think there's other than other than you know, l Cheeto. I think. I think I hate him more than anybody else in fucking Washington right now is MKE McConnell. He's just he's such an asshole and he knows it. He fucking knows it. He knows he's being a Dick. HM, he thinks it's the funniest shit ever. Yeah, I think he might. I don't think I'll get re elected. I got fucking hope. I wonder if the wine's going to get reelected. I don't think so. That's the part that kind of scares me because I'm seeing I'm seeing so many liberals saying like go, go, Mike the lie. Even I'm like fuck, he handled when this pandemic first down. I was like, he is handling this so well, I might have to vote for him. You know I is he listened to scientists, because he listened to a fuck and then she got fucking bullied out office. It bullied her out of her job. Bad. I can YEA AC can't acting acting. Yeah, I look forward to that. Every Thursday was the was the the MIC and amy show. Come on every Thursday to PM. As a fucking threatened to kill her stead outside of her house. done he try to give her a job working in his office and then, I think, she took it and then she ended up resigning because it just did wasn't stopping. It's fucked up again. That's that. That's where we're fucking at now. Is The lady WHO's trying to make sure we all don't die from a from a fucking virus. Now let's let's threaten the kill her. And that's the thing. It's that Piss me off the most. It's like extremists. They are just like, don't fucking take my Apple Beats College football away the whore, like that's that's how pathetic it is. Right, a doctor, because you want to go out to I don't you always kind of think like, oh, it'll take like some big fucking national or global catastrophe to bring everyone together, and it that didn't even work and honestly, I think brought out the absolute worst of everybody, a lot of people. Yeah, I just don't fucking Jesus. Like two or three weeks ago where see some lady came in and the like. Luckily I wasn't dealing with her. It's back they s. But she comes and she's like, yeah, I might have been exposed to Covid I came into our work. Fuck, are you ability here? Yeah, and the guy where I was like whoa like backed away and then my boss is like why are you here? No Shit, she's like what? She's like, you're supposed to be quarantining if she's like, I haven't got my test results back yet, did you? That's the points. Just Fuck Lady. I know that's the whole point. My kid brother is up at Kent State Right now and I see he's up at Kent State because one fucking...

...professor didn't want to do is class virjulie. So he has to be living on campus to take this one fucking glass serious. Yeah, yeah, which my brother? My brother is he's very health conscious. Like we stopped using regular tough to where my mom's house, start using the glass kind because, you know, he read the articles about like the shit to Gil be in the plastic ones, which also I let the now it's grown on me. I like the glass where. But he's very health conscious. And being stuck in a dorm room with somebody he doesn't know, who you know, having to Roe when this they've cut back on like the cleaning staff, because that makes fucking sense. It closed all but one dining hall. So now all the kids are fucking funneling into the one space to go get something to eat and during this fucking pandemic. And he's like if he wasn't getting a full ride, he's a smart fucking he's got a full ride to can state. I think if he wasn't in that for I don't think would have go bad. I think you would have dropped out or switch to go somewhere else. But I thinks on the virtual. Yeah, it's that's something that's a science class too. So the guy justified is like, oh, they got to be here, blah, blah. It's like he fucking canny me, man, like is is your is fucking bio one hundred and one really worth this shit? Are you kidding me? It's a fucking joke. But Lady, like people like that, lady you're talking about, like that's the reason why my brother so fucking paranoid, because for so many people who are just so cavalier about this worshow in anything, as I felt bad, it's the personally doing with sky, like underlying the person that was helping her has underlying issues. Okay. So I was just like like I was like, you need to leave. She's like, well, I'm intested, I'm waiting to my res Arts. He's like, yeah, you're waiting your results. You need to quarantine yourself, saying my doctor never told me to do that. I'm like have you not? And then thinking, I head, like we're all thinking of like having you fucking listen to the news and my shit past ever simple. I feel fine, like, oh my God, my doctor didn't done a quarantine and get a new fucking doctor. Pretty sure you just weren't paying attention. She worked end, she was a pig, is like a business account to and apparently she was like a nurse or something. And we're like people that don't want to wear masks at my job and get pissed and well, I gotta ask. My my favorite one is I got asthma issue. I can't, I't know joke. So we're got to wear all if I pass out, you guys falls like we're going to wear one or inside. There's always inside. I'm going to go outside and take a smoke. I'm like what, Oh, you fucking asshole. No, fuck you, fuck you, like, are you fucking like your boy about having how about your smoking? No, wonder, you got fucking asthma. quit smoking. I bet your asthma goes away. Oh my God, like that's why people, people, people turned on me hard because when, so, when trump got diagnosed, I, you know, I was kind of like, you know, that sucks. You know, I wouldn't. I don't wish this kind of Shit on people. Hope he gets an over it. You know, a fine whatever. I don't like the guy, but I want him to go to jail. I don't want him to fucking die in off as I want to be a fucking martyr. Well, then cut to two days later when he's inside his airtight SUV's with all the secret service guys not wearing a mask, doing drive by ways or everybody. That's when I was like, fuck him. If he dies, he dies. Yeah, I'm sorry, but to me that is the equivalent of somebody who had knows they have AIDS, going around fucking people without condoms. It's like, you know what you have going on and you are willingly putting other people at risk for your own fucking ego, your own satisfaction. Fuck you. What happens to you, happens to you. I don't care. People turned on me so hard, like wishing death on somebody. I was like they he put those secret stars people and, as I said, he put six people at risk. Of that point, all those all those secret service agents now have to be quarantine as acid, because that place, that Arkhamstana, gacid. Yeah, the SUV's, those those presidential issue bees are are fucking tight. I mean they can, they could probably survive like going under water like a fucking submarine. It's insane. The fucking, the fucking presidential limbo can survive getting shot by a tank. It gets like it gets like two miles to the gallon...

...gas, but it's like yeah, you, you just like in if any of those guys gets it and they die, like that's on you, like you, you fucking killed those people. See where? That where you finally got really see walked stairs. Yeah, you almost fucking passed out. I'll try to act like are's everything. That's cool. He looks like Shit. I don't think he's. I don't think he's actually been cleared. He looks fucking terrible. It he's a sort well, and he was looking and he was just filming everything on a green screen, shitty green screen, by the way. I'm like that's all on the law long no, that's terrible. fucking zoom does better green screen work than that. It's it was bad. He and then the thing that really kind of fucks me up is how's Milania doing, because she tested positive to we haven't heard of one fucking word about her. Is Okay, like did she? I wonder, like, did she get the same fucking round the clock experimental treatment that he didn't know? She probably because, because she's sure she didn't get in the helicopter with him to go to the fucking hospital. I was at work watching it happened. She wantsn't on that helicopter. Okay, yeah, that's why I keep telling people. I told somebody the day I said there's a huge because they were they're like, I told him I said Fuck trump, and I'm like, Oh, you're saying that because you're a Democrat as a profile. I'm not a Democrat, I'm a realest real it's trust me. I II don't like try. I don't like bide either. But the difference is one person is off is clearly a proven terrible person, the other one who is the suspected terrible person. I'll take the one who was suspected but not proven over the one who's proven any Goddamn Day. I'm not voting against trump because he's a fucking Republican. I want against trump because he's a dick. Something I care sent some of rock the corn APP he's like, can't know who it was, a sigh of someone and they were like, yeah, I don't like. He's like I don't think trump will went. I think trump has no way of winning. He's like, you want to know why? Because people usually vote out of hate, M and it's the first time the left hate somebody. Yeah, absolutely hate somebody. Yeah, and they will vote for the other person just out of hate. I was like, I can say that's I mean especially with the with the mail in ballot, and I mean they've already said that, like the numbers of early voting are higher than the people that actually voted the entire election really last time around. I did not know that. Yeah, I know, I don't remember where I read that from. So if I'm wrong. I can see that, though, because everybody's lining up already voting. Yeah, but the votes and stuff like that. So you can go down downtown Dane right now and vote. I got my I have my absentee ballots that actually send it on where I might vote. Our places right at my voting holes, right next to our house, like that's that's mine because I haven't changed my address yet. I'm at this online. was waiting for the untill after the election because I don't feel like fucking up a whole system because it's already up there as it is. But also with my mom, it was at Fairmont High School, which is in my mom's backyard. Yeah, so are just like cattering middle school or like that, right by the Green. Oh yeah, it's right there. Yeah, mine, that's where ours is. That literally is like right thew and. I'm like cool, well, cattering, kettering, middle and Fairmona right next to each other. So you might be a fair amount. Now, no, Fairmou saying. Or No, I'm sorry, that's not that's fan beer in this my care. Okay, I was get this too confused for some reason, but there there were in a couple miles. Yeah, so it's not so we're going to get up like five thirty ring. Yeahs, even my wife. My wife hates politics. She hates she's like she fucking can't stand trump. She like doesn't like talking about that stuff. Just never been about that at all. She's like fuck this guy. She doesn't curse, she's married. He fuck off. I'm just saying it's true that it's I mean, this is this is bizarre to me. It that that's is because I've seen you on stage so many goddamn times and I'm like, and this man's wife doesn't curse. Jo only curses during sects, and it's fucking weird. It's like the trouble. It would fuck. It's the old family...

...guy bit where it's like it's like a it's like a New England girl during sex. Oh God, a crap, Oh crap, crap. Oh, yeah, that she's so like against politics. Yeah, mean like she's doesn't like aring what side she's on. Right like that, talking about it. She runs one of those trump trains, oh shit, like on the highway and she calls me up. She's like Hey, I'm not us. She's like you have that, but I don't even I don't like Joe Biden by fucking a trump, right, but she's like do you have that Biden Harris poster yet sign? I was like no, that. She's like put it and get it put in the fucking yard. I really. She's like yeah, fuck these people. I didn't used to be super political really until trump got elected. Like I was usually very like I was into politics, but I was quiet about it because up until trump got elected you could kind of be quiet about and it really wasn't that big of a fucking deal because back then the worst thing we'd seen at that point was rom me, and he was just kind of Douche. She wasn't really like a he wasn't what we have now. He was just kind of a Dick. Wasn't really a wasn't a terrible person and yeah, just a Douche. I never really was political until rump kind of it. It was just like trump. I was more political. Okay, I was play going Obama Guy. Liked it. But I'll get pissed off because, like you'd see all these people like snaking the most gracious yeah marks on the facebook Shit. I'm like yes, like, yeah, I work, I get you want to make fun of somebody, totally fine, but you do not do what you're doing. They used to be my only I never do political humor on stage ever, but the one time I did was was when Obama got elected. I was like, I usually don't do political humor. I thought about trying it out, but the thing with Obama is he's not funny. Oh they I can with her black jokes and yeah, it's it's whatever. But I will say because I had a job working at a at an irs call center, I was one of those assholes for a little bit and when I get people calling in about their tax shit, having problems, and I'd get fucking old redneck white guy saying that's all because of that fucking and word Obama. It's like, okay, whatever, thank you for your time, sir, Click. It's you guys. If you got hung up on by the IRS at, ask yourself. Did any point did you call Obama The n word? Probably why you got hung up on. I think that's partially what I've gone so hard on trump. Yeah, at least making fun of him, because I even said one classic I last listen, you guys drop the most racist fucking like making fun his wife. Sing. His wife's a man. They can find his children calling him every racious slur in the book, like, I mean the whole birth or thing. Yeah, only reason that happened is because he's a black guy. Yeah, playing and fucking simple. Nobody was bringing that up with Ted cruizer Marco Rubio, who were both of Aa Tino decent. Nobody said, we'll see if they were actually born the fucking us. They'll be said about Herman Kane either. That's the weird fucking thing. He ain't died from code for fucking cod and he's still tweeting. It's fucking daughters are tweetings. Yeah, it's fucked up. It is your first tweet when you're dead. I'd be like if, like Gerardo's wife something, got a hold like this fucking twitter and started tweeting Shit. Jesus, it's my first feet from after being dead some he's like it's really warm down here, too warm. It's fucked up, man. I can't wait for this and I think that's the weird things. People talk about cancel culture and saying how cans of cancel culture, running ramp but you can't say what you want anywhere. I'm like, I don't know. President got elected. He said some pretty fucked up shit that anybody else had said it canceled culture would a swoop in pretty quick. So I can't be running that fucking rampant. Kind of like this is going to sound really fucked up. I kind of wants to grab a trump supput a woman by the Pussy, like just grab her, see what happens to...

...what happens and neck. You can't. You said that this was fine. You guys said you were cool with this. See the one as his women for trump like that, have a bumper. Stick home for dramas one to you that, like I get you know you're supposed to do that, but I want you back that you said, this is this is perfectly fine. Right, in a pipe dream, it would be great, you know, Shit that you'd like to be able to do, but you know, realistically still probably shouldn't do it. Well, I could just, Oh my God, I would just be like, I still can't believe you said that. It's I can't believe you'm coke with disabled reporter. That's the one that I feel like that should have been the one, like we never should have gotten to the grab him by the Pussy thing, like it should have already been a done fucking deal with that one. Yeah, and I haven't watched any of the Shit right now with the Supreme Court Lady. I don't think she's. I've watched a lot of it there, but it's just a feeling. I don't think she'll overturn anything that we already have. I think she's since she's a judge, like I think she'll keep a boor should be really ways, you know, over the way, you know married, I'll bet, because I because that was one that we were worried about too. I guess I feel like it's to the point where it's been so long. Yeah, but again, it's we were talking earlier. Nothing surprises me anymore either, and it's just a gut feeling. I don't really watched anything. It just a literally I know I know her hearings or whatever been going on the last couple days. I haven't. I haven't read up on anything. Just it's like, guys, there's just one Supreme Court, just Supreme Court justice long time ago. I don't know who it as I can remember. Somebody tell me about. I read about, but he was actually part of the KKK. No, Sheh. He finally got to Supreme Court and he voted to say that brings schools together. Really, yeah, because his reasoning, I can't rein exact reasoning, but it's from Alabama and, like you can imagine being part of the KKK and then finally, like you, gets one of your guys in the Supreme Court. He votes spring for for integration, for integration because he said it's not about what I think, it's poor lines, not what I believe in, about what's right. That's and that's where I think people have our right to be worried, because when calvnaw got in, you know, Calvin, you know you look for judges to be unbiased. You look for judges they're they're the point of a judge is to uphold the letter of the law, not not. There's they're meant to be non it's the most political, non political position there is. You're not meant to be political, but it is a but you know, there are politics involved with it and it's weird because hope the person you get in there can separate the two. And a cavanaugh was the first one in the long time where everybody where he was. He was over overtly, you know, conservative, right leaning. Didn't didn't make any attempt to hide it. You know, when he was going through his hole hearing, kept spouting you know, Anti Anti Clinton stuff and all that. This lady, and I can never remember her fucking name. It's coney or something like that any I've heard it a thousand times. I work at a Goddamn new station. I couldn't saue the name. Haven't gotten quite that much of a vibe from her. She hasn't. She's not like as big a personality as cabin all was, but she'll. Cabana also had, you know, sexual assault allocations against him and shit with calendars and all that crap. I just have that feeling that show uphold I see here. I don't know, and that's this way I feel and I don't listen to any of it at all. I just it's just a gut feeling. It's all it is. Plus you gotta wonder. You got to figure. If you're smart, you'll look at the optics of the situation. If you get this position in the first thing you do is start undoing decades...

...of legislature like you're rep like you've lost them. You've lost a lot now. Granted, they're appointed for life because the president can't even terminate them. Canny, I no, I did, because I know they're basically appointed until they retire or die. I don't know. I mean I'm sure like if they commit a fucking crime, they go to jail him. I don't know if a president can terminate them. Not a how it works. I don't either, because it seems like the rules keep fucking changing every time we have a supreme court candidate, because last time they said President can't nominate anybody in his last year, and then this year they're like that, no, it's fucking cool, it's fucking do it immediately. I mean greater looking for nomination after Ruth died. Yeah, look, the next day, the next fucking day, even the next day. I think it was the next minute. Yeah, well, I mean McConnell that night was already saying again, go back to fucking Yar'll, you know, was saying that night like yeah, that sucks, but we'll still looking for a replacement right away. And it's like Dick. Although that you see where they told frump. There's a video where they told one trump find out about ruth. He was in Ohio when it happened. Thank I don't because he was, because he was up in Toledo. It was it like when they hears, I what he was fuck, he was fucking caught off guard. I think I was the first time anybody seen anything genuine from him. He for a brief moment showed some genuine, a genuine human emotion. Yeah, like he was genuinely shocked and like thrown off kilter. He was like, Oh my God, like that sucks. Yeah, like because it's our it's it's rvg. I mean everybody loves URBG, everybody. Everybody loves that video of her. She, whomever, she went and worked out with Stephen Colbert. Yeah, I fucking Jim like that was the coolest shit ever. A woman had a movie and a documentary, made a batter in the same fucking year. And like I just watched, I've been rewatching Futurama and there was a joke about her being the trap the track team coach on the fucking Mars University. Oh right, yeah, like, I knew the cancer came back. I didn't think it was like that. Like looks like her six cancer diagnosis. Yeah, but like and then like that came back, she just kind of disappear. I feel like when that came back, that diagnosis, he kind of she kind of disappeared. Yeah, but you're so used to her being like getting through it that you're just like, I think that was that was whatever, but had everybody so off guard. Is like she had beat it so many times and it was finally finally get caught up with her. Yeah, but also, you know, you look at look at her age. You know, like it was it was a matter of time. Yeah, she wasn't going to shoe. If she made it to the end of this presidential cycle, she was going to make it to the next night. Oh No, there's no way. She had another four years left. And I say that was all the respect in the world. I love with better, Gisborg. One of my favorite Bitch John Oliver does is he has an Aldog Supreme Court, and he had this little fucking Chihuahua, pater gets her, and he was talking about it. He's kind of like yeah, good dog, don't die, sit, stay, don't die. She was a Badass and I tweeted I found my wife's magic wand and no idea she was a wizard, stupid. Does she ever when you when you tweet until jokes about her? Does she give you shit? How they should tell her? Yeah, I say, AH, I posted that one on my facebook page. Okay, she'll be like, let's say how much I rolling. Happens and she gets she's she's fucking although she did tell me one time she was just like she gonna see if you took me out, send me to a comedy shows, like one of our first dates. She's like, I probably would not a stage like. And I knew that because, like, you gotta know, because, like I'm so brash on stage that, like, if you think that's my real personality, it's not just how I think it means. It is. It was always even you know, known you for five years, when I still have times where I'm like the same guy that I saw like a fucking while. He's like two weeks ago. I holy it is a night. It...

...is a night and day thing with you. Just think a fuck up. Yeah, I'm not going to. It's worked. I fucking love it to. I've been like this since I was ten and now I'd never got touched. I probably did. I block it out. Ever come out. Sometimes there it is. It's peaking through a turtle head. Pose I had a chop station. I'll get everybody fuck. I just I'm her. She taught Hartsmy that I get it right and I still don't know why she's with me. I've taken so few girlfriends to comedy shows, especially once that I've been on I I've gone with them on a date like we got when I was little down south. I got like free tickets to the comedy clubs, those let's go watch. As far as shows I'm doing, I never. I never really, mostly because it's one of those it's just like like this. It's a side of my world that I kind of like just being mine and kind of like let's with my parents, my parents. You had never come to my shows because because she was when I was a teenager, I would talk shit about my parents because that's my fucking new it would piss my dad off. He hated being the butt of my jokes so much. I would like do bits about my parents and then I'd be ground in the next three weeks. Like that's fun. It was fucked up. Yeah, like it, because I think because her in high school, it's for art man. Yeah, yeah, I don't try to make a fucking career here. You keep me in a Dick, I'm going to keep having stuff to talk about. So it's kind of a double edged stored. But yeah, he used to hate it whenever anything with my family complement come up on my beds, but I usually just did it anyway because I was like, fucking, it's funny. She she comes to see me every now and then, like she want to go watch my host but she was like because her favorite comic is actually Stewart. Huh No, no shit, she's like a stewarts in town. I'm like yeah, she's like okay, I'm coming see had no, she not would have come to see when I don't players all my fucking material, like she's just really interesting what he had to talk about, the pandemic, just what was going on, because she like loves comedy, but I she seemed she'll come watch me every now and then. Yeah, she'll tell me if I saw I was. You know, it's weird for me because now what now, since I've lived here, any time I do while he's like my mom, my aunt, my uncle, they all come and it's weird because growing up, you know, anytime if I was doing a show, if I cursed, like, my parents would get really uptight about it. Now I go up on stage and I'm telling jokes about my Dick size and, you know, get in laid stuff like that, and my mom's laughing her ass off and I'm kind of like, okay, do we have boundaries anymore? Like what? There is that a little part of the back of my head that doesn't care she's there, but there's other part that's kind of like I'm telling jokes about my Dick in front of my mother and she's laughing and I don't know how to feel about this right now. Lucky enough, my family is always and like how I speak on stage is like how my family like. I just to doof off they come see me, it's like this is normal, all right, like camera one time grandma ask me about something, like, grandma, I can have that, me. And so strictly anal kids like I almost like cheesus right, and let's just like why would you say that? No reason. So it was funny from a fucking Butt of a joke. Getting Butt of the joke. I am, I am. I am well known abouts my friends for I will do anything for the sake of a bit. I would see, I will, I will play along with whatever the fuck's going on. It's like we're joking about me and me and Dave, you know, but fucking you know what, if it's going to be people laugh, I'm into it. It's was it the other night? Then an after show. After a while he's like, I'm on the street because of trying to get more people to come out. Okay, so it's like in why I was parking lot and so like an actually look at one another show, like another show. It's like seven or eight of us. We did like seven and eight minutes each. Okay, and it's all Kevin Ru Brown up, you know, Keviny's local comic.

He starts doing it and they start saying, helicopter Shure, sure, hang off your shirt. So he takes off of shirts's new comic for like literally she takes off. He doesn't for like thirty seconds. Is like, well, only a get any better than this. So my head I'm thinking, if they tell me to take off anything, anything at all, I'm taking off of paints. But then ten seconds take off for sure. Hands come down. It's on my facebook. I somebody. Somebody posted, like I post about my facebook and some really post the picture and I didn't even acknowledge it. The Shit I just did, my jokes, my pants off. Yeah, all it's the best. The last time I was at Wilie's back in January, fucking Aaron Phillips went up just as Gumby, yes, and he just didn't acknowledge it even once. It was the funniest shit ever. That was so funny. I did, although I did like a pedophile joke and jokes literally like my pedophile joggets. Well, it's kind of is. I don't know. The joke is like I'm a formal child star, including my roles in porn job. It's a put bully, a joke. Fuck, anybody just wrote the SCRIP and said they're like, they're like Oh, I'm like, wait a second, I'm up here with my pants down doing all these weird, really fucked up jokes. You'RE gonna awe about that. You're right, like, where's the fucking line? Yeah, well, first off, I didn't fuck anybody in the joke, right, I just wrote the straps. You guys just heard former child porn star. Right, fucking pizzas a shit. That's some of my favorite jokes I wrote over the pandemic. I hadn't written shit I think the back the other night I was like wandering around the fucking house. It was like late at night, I've been drinking or some shit, and I came up. It seems like all my bits have to do with fucking online dating, because it's all my life is anymore, is working online dating. But I wrote like fucking five minutes and I wrote. I thank God I wrote it all fucking down on my phone. But I was like this is the first Shit I've written in six months and I was actually pretty fucking proud of it too. It's hard to fucking write right now, yeah, because there's not a lot of going on. Like, well, I was I was getting to a point like this, like so I had made big plans for two thou two thousand and twenty was going to be a big stand up here for me. My plan was because coming up here in a week is my fifteen anniversary and my big plan was by then to is going to head lout. My plan was to headline and Sunday night at while he's covid hit all my fucking plans for the year like like. I was gonna like take all, I was going to use all my time off or doing shows and Shit. And because I have, I've got like a solid twenty minutes of material and my goal was to spend the rest of the year just tweaking it and getting it just fucking writing. And covid hit and all that Shit went out the fucking window. So I'll get you. I.

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