The Basement Lounge
The Basement Lounge

Season 2, Episode 1 · 1 year ago

Mike & Mike in the New Studio - Episode #1 (Season 2)


Sitting together for the first time in the new podcast studio, Mike Shea & Mike Wells sit down for a chat over pizza, discussing the issues of the times: iPhones, politics, & zombies.

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E guys it's Mike thanks for tune an in.I just wanted to let you know. This is kind of a an impromptu test session that MikeWells and I had together as we get ready to come back withseason two with the podcast. This is us just you know we were sitting around.We had a couple of drinks, we had some pizza and we were just sitting and justhaving a conversation, and you know these are the kind of conversations heand I have is the kind of conversations we love to have on the show, and theseare the kind of conversations we look forward to having, as the new show comes back, an it's newform and it's new forman and it's new season, so we're still working out thekinks, we're in a brand new studio brand new studio, still getting used tothe aestetics and the Acoustics of the place. It's a bit bigger. It's still alittle echoe as we work on getting it finished. The ceiling fan is noisy asall get out, but we need it to stay cool in here, so and and obviouslyworking on our Mike Levels and Mike Positioning you'll notice. The audiosounds a little off on this test run. We had to get a little creative with hhow how the Mikes were going to sound after the facts, because I have a veryloud deep voice and Mike does not so as we go forward well, work on making surewe get the Mike placement correct and getting the levels just right, but asfar as a it ust a fun, testable conversation. Ithink this one was pretty good, so sit back and enjoy the. I guess you couldsay a special sneak preview of what's to come with the basement. Lounge like IFOUND, like the're they're. Evennumbered models always seem to be the better version of whatever thepredecessor was. You had the five and it was okay, but the six was better.Then you had t e seven and it was okay and then the eight was better and thenwe had, but then we fced waswhe. We got the ten ND, the ten was cool, but theeleventh matter yeah. Like I love my eleven well, the fucking n. Then theone came out today. They said t Aden today for an ie oun, oh did theyyeah. I came out today and I was like, like l, the new ones available today orthe like, looked Ito, the announcement of GSICUS last. They usually do itSeptember for September. They just announced theIPAD and and weere like that's weird. So I was like well is octave rob allthey announced t today. It's so fucking it ta the same phone Watfi Ye s, five Secae D, an like I'm, notGongto Y. I like my eleven and if the only difference is, is dad in five g Imean I'm fine, I'm going to keep on in so on t tine, she's, not yon, going tobe anywhere yeah T it's like it's like four K, everybody freaked out aboutgetting four ktvs, there's no forcae content. Yeah. I got my PS for Paro itout puts in Fourq and that's great. I got it 'cause. It was the one that wason sale. I don't eat a for KTV 'cause. What am Igo n? What am I going t wath, I'm going Na Wanh who reruns a Fugurama and fourkit's? What do you DOTHEROWS CRIGHTER AE? Amazing? On thing I didn't knowtisa diferene. It was T. wasn't the video games Um, it was when I got it. I wasplaying fractured, but hole was out part game,Frehar, buttle and h. When I switche to I use an actual four Khdmy cord, thevideo games. Noticeably looked, I different, but, like my Blueraisin ShidI' Aneflix, I I couldn't tell a Haons, as I think only one they had Insk for awhile netflices iing bad as coming toote. They grevirly, like I, don'tknow her's on very few ones. You Wi Watch emthat fist ils an fork and don't know how they dig. I wasn't te said right. IOni mean I don't know upscaling and rendering, and all that is a little OL past me. Ok, at this Ifon welvething,...

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I don't know everithink feel like Nat. Flix did not suffer rom a pendemic. Oh No! Oh! No! Not at allYo kid e for T, firt of all they've got so much animated shit, that's carryingthem right now, like between Efpis for family and a bigmouth a lot of the stuff they they revivedlike Lucifer. They revived and gave it a couple more seasons and people wentto it and drove a lot of folks thought that afer they got rid of e Marble Shitthat they were going to tank, but they hung in there. Ganhou was that evenstill onte o hve to have it it's. I think it's on there, but um they're.Not No one knows what the plan is as far as as they're going to like 'causeDisney said that they're not going to put any of like their adult shit onDisney plus Swith, which which I get but like they they own Houlo. Soeveryone's kindo wondering, like maybe they'll, put it on Holoo 'cause Ithasgot some flocke up shit on there yeah. 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If he was running shit like they were just on there fucking on,he was like a hardcore penny pinching like really cheap low budget kind ofguy, whereas Cevin foggy was like puck it right. The check we'll make it uplater on and then, when Disney bought, Marvel Disney. Mad Kevin Figgy, thehead of marble studios, so that he no longer had to answer to like Pearlmatter, so he became his own boss and then that pissed off Pearl Mutter. Soeven though the stuff with like daredevil and all that is consideredpart of the mcu like a watch it like they mention it as little as fuckingpossible 'cause, they just yeah. So I don't know I don't know Ho. What'sgoing to happen with that, nobody's really sure I hope they at least bring back there oon Punisher 'cause, those those were. I Never Watch lasses and e Ponh. It'sseason ones better, but seasons he's pretty fucking good. It's a littleslower, shesing, two Wa. 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I thought SEONSI was kind of boring,but I also felt like again like David tendant and e season. One was prettymuch the reason I was watching that show 'cause. He was just so fuckingcreepy and then ironfish, just socses ironfist reminded me. So is I look. Arifis was like the onlyded ironfist that they could do, defenders...

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Where he's just on another ship. Aslike the first officer- and I was like- I guess you could write, write itaround that way. I guess, but at this point it seems like they all kind offuck and hate each other. Now, Oh really yeah and I G 'cause. I guessthere'd been like a big thing where they weren't sure. If quinto and pinewere going to return 'cause, they both wanted a shit load more money, I'm like guys it's star, treck they're,struggling as it is just fucking. thisthese movies are the reason youguys are fucking megastars just take whatever they give you and wrung withit. Og Shi'cause his Chris Tine even done lately that ov an wonderwoman Um.No nothing I mean did that that movie with Tom Hardy H that this means war,that fucking Weirdass spya movie with reace Witherspoon Xnaki, wash tat anditsucks not and insults yeah other than wonderwoman and onerwomen too, which we're never going to fucking, see I feel like a it keeps getting pushed bad after. Ihad that guy coing n eeps giving to come as ust come out what thisell hewas really supposed to comeout last year, and then they pushed it to thisyear. 'cause. It was like Goingta release on like some specialanniversary of wonderwoman and then cove it hit, and now they don't knowwhat the Fufk to do with it. They don't want to put it out on streaming becausethey want to make the fucking money from it, but we jus is Gong to make ap boo well,ucking 'm Disney fucked up hey it made no money, ofnlong none! I think they fucked up because o the fact they said they weregoing to release it a month or two later yeah, that's where they sucked upthey should't. They should have just said it's thirty bucks. Thirty Bucksand which is already cheaper than what you're going to spend to go, see at themovie theater anyway, and then you get to watch I for fucking ever, but thenthey want to say e're we're going to realease to everybody againg threemonths later. Well, then, I'm going to wait three fucking months you idiots who fucked that up for everybody wasuniversal with troles World Tor they mad. Didn't they make I money, Ithink they broke, even but still you to figure it's. It's a kid's movie beingreleased at the beginning of of this pandamag everyone's at home. Lookingfor Shit to do, yeah no kidding it made fucking money like, but then theystarted doing that whole shit. We're like well now we're never going to putmovies out in theaters or we're going to do hem in theater we're going torelease them on on Vod the same day and ver all the theaters were like Wa YuYeah. Now the theaters are all threatened to fucking clothes,'cause they're, all known BROPE S, says ilov movie, Thee, ssance, it'sbut again. A lot of that goes back to 'cause studios. You know, like tenyears ago, started taking a hundred percent of ticket sales. 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That's why I lot em now you'll see likea lot of those like special, like Fathima Ben Screenings and Shit. HeyCon', pay, twenty bucks and watch Rath of con on the big screen which fuckyeah highly recommend it. I did that two years ago with they it wasiplentyof the anniversary of Durassic Park when washed Dashit on the big screen.It Shit Still Looks Good Im share it. Wasi ere was was two times where I waslike a CGI, but this was made in like ninety five. So it's okay away, eryjust got a hood of it. What's the ship frof South Warker, it'slike t now re releasing saving private Ryame, but all the guns have beenreplaced by Waki Talkingshsh... it's. It's fucking everybody. It'sit. I don't know how, like the world economy is going to staythe same after those Aay ad pass another fucking Xstendi wo, not World Bo just strictly in he UnitedStates. They Dodo something because people are running out like I'm luckyenough. My you're lucky enough that w our jobs are still doing e, but but even even then, we're still we'rein like nobody from Mike Job has gotten laidoff, but nobody has been into the office sis March, like almosteveryone's working from homd, except for my department and then the actualnews daye everybody else works shirtly from home. Even our bosses are barelythere and it's it's. It's caused some fluckups as far aslike onair stuff goes like stuff's, not getting done as quickly as it needs toit takes longer to get a whold of stuff, but ees. A lot of people just have afFuckat work noeven, my Mo my mom was was Furloa for like three months. Luckily, likeily we had a bi, you knowthe unemployment bone as helped, but you know as far as y we we got that twelve hundred dollarstimule's check in April or whatever the fucket was tha, barely got that barely got peoplethrough the month. I know hewould pass something else. The problem run. IntouH, that is, is everybody both left and right. 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...roun. If nocaane's loval comic, hestarts doing it. An e Startsin, HANECOC, you're shure shirt, hag off your shirt,so he takes off a Shirsas yo econmic for like literally sutas Ot. He does itfor like thirty seconds. It's like well Il on ge any better than that. So my had I'm thinking. If they tell meto take off anything anything at all, I'm taking off man, then ten seconds take od for shirt. ANS COME DOWN! It's all my facebos someody tosts, likea postabout O my facebook and somebody like post the picture, and I didn't een, acknowledge it. I just did my ob to my pants off yeahas the best the last time I was at Wyle's back in January, fucking, Aron, pilsn up Tristis Gumby, yes, and he ju t didn't acknowledge iteven once and it wasn't the funniest yt ever so fin. I did, although I did like a petiphilejoke jokess literally, like pedal fowl jogus.Well, that's Kinda is I don't know the joke is like I'm a formal trialstar, including our roles in Pourn, O ats, Joke Ot, Talk. Anybody just wrote:Thi Andsa Theyre, like they're Li E. I lihtwait a second I'm up here with my pants down all these really fucked up jokes, a dyou're GOINGTA, a about that Yo're right like where's, the fucking line,Yaannel furst off. I didn't fuck anybody in the joke right. I just wrotethe strenth. The guy just heard t rchild born stokright, Ote, pice shit. I sum my favorite jokes.I wrote of the pen demic. I had ritten ship t back the othernight. I was like wandring around the flucking house. It was like lateatnight and I'd been drinkiint and I came up. It seems like all my bits haveto do with fucking online dating B'cause. It's all my life is anymore,is working online dating, but I wrote like fucking five minutes and I wrotethank God. I wrote it all flucking down on my phone, but I was like this is thefirst Shat I've written in six months and I was actually pretty fucking proudof it too. It's it's hard to fit Aa right now, tjes, not lik, going on like well, I was I was getting to a pointlike like so I I had made big plans for o twent and twenty Twentyn. Twenty wasgoing to be a big stand up here. For me, my plan was 'cause. Coming up here in aweek is my fifteenth anniversary and my big plan was by then to was Gonto.HEADL M Lan was to headline Sunday night, wileys cove, I hit all myfucking plans were theear like like I was Goingna like take home. I was goingto use all my time off or doing shows and Shit and 'cause. I have I've gotlike e solid twenty minutes. If material and my goal was to spend therest of the year, just twiking it and getting it just flucking Rihtin Covinit and all that Shit went at the fucking window. So so.

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