The Basement Lounge
The Basement Lounge

Season 2, Episode 5 · 1 year ago

You Can't Replace Alex Trebek

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

What's next for Jeopardy now that Alex Trebek has left this world? How do you recover after the end of a marriage? Will they ever legalize marajuana in Ohio?

This week, Mike & Mike talk about:

  • The future of Jeopardy in a post-Trebek world
  • Way both men have dealt life-altering breakups
  • The state of marajuana legalization in America

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Everyone thoughteveryone thought they were going to pick so anthe, B or John Oliver, andthey went with Trevor Noah who mean nobody who the fuck Evernoa was, butyou why Om me have to be quit yeah, I don't know, that's Whay, that's why she quit yeah,because she quit during the last season when they didn't offer her the job she.Basically, they were saying s she and everybody else thought she was ashoeing for the job and then wh. They didn't give it to her e. She left theshow she got a roun show, so she didn't it sucks I've never watched it. I'vewatched it and it's pretty fucking clear to me that the writers that thedaily show were doing her a huge favor with their writing. ECAUS whoever's,writing her shit now or, if she's doing it herself, not as it'. It's not it'snot she's trying to do her own version ofthe daily show and it'sus, not funny. It's just like like it's it's Bitchy,Liberal II's, not even like intelligent liberals, just bitchy, liberal Gotchau,it s St Yeah. It's not good! 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Well, when you find out when you findout that you've been dropping her off at at the because she was join ing, theNational Guard, we e e. We were two years apart, so it was Rarchinio Yearin high school and my softwbare here in college. She was getting ready to shewas going to join the National Guardafter after high school, and we 're right and we were right there inColumbia, South Carolina, which is right where Fort Jackson is so so Iwould drop her off on weekends. For the weekend, National Guard conditioningturns out what I was actually doing was dropping her off and then she wasgetting picked up by a guy. She met who was already in the reserves and theywere going to fucking on the weekends. Oh shet I found out because he was getting deployed and so and heturns T- and she didn't know this- he was a friend of a friend of mine, so mybest friend from my best friend from high school knew him from likesomething fucking ouse whatever and we just never met. 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Oh, Oh Shit, Oh fuck, so I found out about that, but whatthey weren't counting on was that weekend. She and I broke up oversomething fucking else Gotcha and then that Monday they were like. Okay, we'reglad you did that because we were about to come, have a conversation with youabout some Shit Shit, and so I coal, then I called her.I was like hey. You know that fight that I feel that I felt really badabout that led to US breaking up. I don't feel bad anymore and here's whywhat she say: Aboutshe denied the whole fucking thing I was like well, I sawthe picture. I went and saw the guy and he showed me the picture on his fuckingblackberry, so get fucked have fun of the National Guard where you're goingto be getting fucked. Apparently Shit last tie last, I heard about her.She was living in Canada. Married some guy had a step kid that was like twoyears younger than her. That's weird Heyyeah had like been arrested twicefor like militant protesting and shit like like protesting involving smoke,grenades, D and shit like that, I don't fucking, though she flew p the fuckingdeep bend, apparently dodge that bullet yeah fuck. I get that one! That's! Whythat's? Why that's why? So many of my bits are about dating in relationships,because if there's one thing, I've had plenty of fucked up experiences withits women. That's all my fucked up life...

...stories involve involved dating reallyI've dated I dated a woman, my Freshman Year of college, I dated a girl. Excuse me. I dated a girl that thisperson created she created a complete fucking identity and I dated that itwasn't util after she had like a fucking episode or something and woundup like having to go to the hospital that found out like she was giving h.she'd give me a Fik name, a fig bat, fake life story, white like completelyfabricated, the whole thing, and when, when I finally- and that washow I met him, Mat was how I met her mother because they contacted her momand her mom met me at the hospital, and I sheis like hi, I'm I'm Lindsaey'sboyfriend she's, like my daughter's name, is Sophia and I was like what areyou talking about and I was like. Are we talking about sat shouwt, thepicture? We talk the same person yeah, it's my daughter, her name Sophia, soher mom mad still be like no. She wasn't born here. She was born herethat just just I was like wow, nothing about her is fucking like she had died,her hair. She was a natural blond, but she was a dieter hair. Black like waswearing contact with fakeout, with the changed your eye, color wlike. So then,after after she had this accident and after she got t thehospital, her mom pulled her out of school and had had her like committed to like apsychiatric facility or some shit like that and then about a few months later.Her mom called calls me and says like if you heard from E. I said no, whythey're like we went to pick her up at the at the facility and she was gone.Oh, I was like cool where I'm GOIN NA lock my doors for for a few weeks here never had that yeah yeah. That was myfirst my first serious girlfriend to is what that happened. Wit Sie, I dated alittle bit in high school. Obviously, the obviously the girl that I gotengaged to we broke up after high school got back together after I gotafter I moved back home, but yeah it was my first like serious relationshiplike outside of fucking high school and Anybo high school at all. At all,didn't no Luckor, just didn't want to eye tried. Yeah I was that I iv fuckingkit, you is, is how bad I am. How dout lay is chick really like me,like a lot a lot like so much whire she's like yeah, Idon't care about w at persons like I just like you know like if they have agreat personality and all that Shit like I really like she blightly toldthat T I was Ike. Oh that's cool, so you're saying I'm ugly, but youstill like me as wei o Ti, like you, think I have agreat person years later, she's, like you, member that conversat she's likeyeah, I wanted to date, you I was like I thought, we're just frieds, O yeajess next time just say so: Fuck Yeah, I was so oblivious o like us. A flirtof women, like all hat, like Wha, do flitter with me, I'a like okay, it's Ithink it's just a guy thing. I think I I think it's a guy girl thing guysflirt different than girls when guys flirt, like you know, they're trying toget with you yeah when a girl, forks you, you have no fucking idea. That'strue! It's because I've had girls who, like I knew in high school, were like.Ah, we were doing as something I totally wanted. You to ask me out, thenI was like you gotta, just fuck. It said so exactly you were comp. You werecomplimenting my new shoes like he a you. You weren't telling me like. OhWow, those shoes look great on you just like. Oh those are cool shoes like. Ifyou tell me the shoes, look good, I might be like hey, but just people just need to be fuckinghonest. If you want the fuck somebody just say you want to fuck him. That'sfine! Yeah! That's how you know life should work. The maleman walks up tohand you your Amazon package like Hey. I would like to fuck you. If he's intoit there you go cool. He took a leap. Oh my God, my foring face ander my divorce, your divorce, my first marriage. What I hear ood jokeabout it, so you actually were married once before. How long did that last fuck? I I guess a year I you so youmade at least made it to the year mark because we got a dissollution. Ohreally, like a divorce, is super razy. I was dissolution wow, so it's likelike it's like. It never happened. Basically, yeah, okay, Sheshe onme, with her best friend'shusband, wait what yeah she she on me with herbest friend's husband, right, shit, yeah, and now they have they're married withtwo king. Oh G, AI worked out for them sure, but not so much for you and theWat and the best friend, but it was weird. Let's Seein a poor know you andthe best friend would have got together exactly but like I like literally fucked my wayout of depression, but the Fuckyoug way out. 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...to talk to me or whatever. I'm likelikelike, listen like we geither, fuck or not like I know,sounds bad, but I'm just gointo get straight to like you're talking to me.It's AI'm really interested in like I don't want anything if it works like. If you want to dothat, we can do it. It work like that work, Tho Rally Yeah, it was we. I don't understand whythat would work like. I think it's because I got straight to the point. No, no you weren't fuck you weren'tplaying around I'm not playing around like. I guess I guess women an womenare must be into the directness of it. I guess it was very, very, very weird N. I wasjust like okay rably be tin, like what yeahteitworked a lot. I was US like okay, yeah sure, but even even in that Gase whallyou do is walking up. U Somebody Sayng like Hey, I like that, have sex withyou. If you, if you get, if you, if you succeed one out of ten times, I meanthat's still doing better than most people bul, it's somehimth like I belike the because o get a thing about like we're at a bar like Friday, dagsThurday night like like they come over a talk to you, whatever, like you'retalking to somebody yeah s like, even if you could strike up goodconversation. It comes to that point like, like I'm, usually really a readinpeople bit kids. What I want to do like not what I want to do, but lik listenlike. I don't want this to go like anywhere else, but like okay, I'mlooking to get laid yeah, it works it works doesn't like it want to make mebad like it would like. Never would I'd be mad if migh turn me now like, like.I still talk like if I'm having good conversation so much like so how goodconversation, but it somebody sto, say lewould talk to me, Ilisten, like it'so. What I'm here for, I think, like I'm drinking right. It worked. I don't knowwhy. When I wasn't when I was when I was working in radio before I eventurned twenty one. Every Thursday we had to go to the bar for it's a littleremote evhent. We did every Thursday to promote ladies night, and since I was the guy who like was incharge of Handin, AP, tshirts and Shit like that, you I'd, have girl sportingwith me all fucking night. So I end up at one point making a tshirt. That saidtell me in ten seconds: If you have a boyfriend, Yeaho alwast any fuckingtime you get ten seconds Tom me, you got a boyfriend than I' Goinnao assumeyou don't, because I can't say how many times likelike go girl would want a tshirt and we'd, be florting back and forth, andher boyfriend walk up and I' be like e look. Mat is off of the tshirt promisedsort of God don't hit me. I got hit quite a few times. Realy. Oh Yeah. I'vegot a I'm at a fucking bar at eleven o'clock at night. Guys are fucking, Isaw some shit. The best part was on Halloween though,and they let people cut. Sis ways had a dress code. It was a nice place, butthey wel av wile come in in costume, so one guy walks up wherein just a pair ofjeans they're like Fuck Youse, a DRESSCOalhost, my Halloween costume. What's your Halloween costume he's like likeI'm pretymature ejaculation? What I just came in my fants. We go a lot of bad for a second wer.Just like get the fuck in thereand throughout the night. Every like twentyminutes. You hear somebody in the in the bars randomly break out. Laugh islike somebody else asked about the jeans guy last last one I hooked up like did likea wone IHE sanwith somebody. What whativ was called like a one nightstand yeah. I hope my wife doesn't listen. Aa Ahahabut! It was weird because, like we kind oftalked at one point in time like two or three years prior really Eah, I a Ican't remember what dating gap either like Ilsil Tave, a dating AP. When Iwas going through my depression, was it okay cupid? I honestly couldn't tellyou whatel what Ar ours going through mydepression. I remember talking like I saw her at a bar and like we ball kindof like looked at each other, like look familiar and no right, a fucking, herShehad Mein, a twin wel. They literally lived right down the street from thebar and I like woke up and did not know she was a twin. Oh, so, like I get outof bed, I walk naked into the fucking living room and there's her, but it'snot her. It's her twin. I was like Di. Not justleave you in the bed. She I was like hey she's, a I'm like that's my sister,your fuck, my sister. I think she said you suck my sister and I was like what crab fillow yeah. So I walk back to I was like. Oh Gotcha met your sister. She seems Nice.I felt bad because etheone was like married. Oh really yeah, Oh wow yeah,so they like the husband just wasn't there for whatever reason think he wasHouproba, probably for the best. Apparently they hurt us. So I wish I wouldn't know I was so fuckingwasted. Yeah, were you just Dr? Were you just hard drinking at this pointwhere you doing a o Youe doing another shit, just Ardini its hard drinkingyeah ever done anything other than just like smoke, weed on Nether drug youdon't Gocan yeah hat' that, like I've, never hon other than smoking weave I'vedone. I I tried ad Er all once other than that I've. Never I don't really remember what it's like.Really. I think...

I don't remember having a good time.Yeah I've done. Ecstasy II've heard I've heard ef cocaines a pretty likeharsh high. I don't remember it really. I remember a lot of them that nightthought a Wasat got it one twice an actasy yeah! I heard that's fun. El! That's fucking!Amazing! There's a reason why eat's part of yourbrain right? It's the sex drug man! Well, if you touch like that is like anorgasm t's Te POB, that's all I've done soPaba, Francisco butit's, like what's ecstasy. It makes you Harny Yi, I'mdoing it right now. It's fucking just ACTA. He so good, but ateral was weird. ATERAL was likethe most unusual form of productivity. I've everhad in my life. Really I got so much done that weekend. I didn't sleep forthree days. Jesus, so I'd work like ten days in ten days straight at Walmart,and then this is what I was still doing like like band management and like was was heavy into the music thing and a band the band I was managing hadhad a halloween gig that weekend. So I worked like ten days in a row wasfucking exhausted and the guy- and I was like I got- ta-go, set up this equipment and take the guy to the gag and hen an a thay likewhont. You take an aderall and I was like what the fucking adtarall Euen was, andthey told me so I popped it and took the cut we load op. The equipment gotin the car went to go a gas and like right as I'n pumping the gas it kickedin. I was like you know I got to do. I ind had to go clean. The car bol M eersGOINNT TUSTA clean the carser clean the trash at the car. There's watching me,I'm moving around like like it wasn't theyre like outhey like it's not like.You were on cocaine, but it was pretty fucking close. We got to the GIG I setup. All the equipment did all the soundchecks managed the whole fuckingGig as soon as it was done, took everything apart reloaded the truckdrove everybody home was up for the next three days. I was on Friday.Saturday. Sunday was with the next three days got so much done like did all kinds ofprojects and and edited a whole bunch of Shit, and then Sunday night, I'm tmy computer and I'm typing away and all of sudden just down just just crashednd. Then I I fell asleep t like six o'clock in the evening and woke up thenext day at like nine o'clock in the morning. She I got to do ad et Oll, because it's supposed to be like, Ithink it's supposed to be like, like an atd drugger yeah like that, I don'tknow but holy Shit. You take that when your brain is will call it normal yeah Holy Shit. Okay got do that Igot awot done. You feel and you feel fine. You feelclear. You have no appetite really. I didn't eat a thing except for like whenmy body was like you need to fucking eat, but, like I had no appetite, wasn't the feel de hydrated and I, likeI said I was I was ccleatly lucid. I just like had the energy and motivationto just do, fucking everything and then finally six o'clock on Sunday, my bodysaid: okay, we're done and just complet when, for I went from a hundred to zeroand like a couple of minutes, CPU unit yeah, I overclocked my Shit Shit Yeah, I wasfucked up. I don't know if I I haven't, thought itsince I'm not saying I'd, never do it again, but I'm have to be the right setof circumstances. Yes, I just ony think I us now is weed. I Miss Weed. Ifuckingi only stopped smoking it when I first moved up here, because I wasgetting a job as a teacher, so you know had to now. I just don't have a guy th becaus. I haven't taught I for years,but get that can't wait where it's Gon elegal, I gt hat wayt for it to be con. We were so close o know. Well I meanlike I get why they didn't. Do it yeah it's going to be basically MON TAHoppele. Well, you saw eight other states,legalized it or decriminalized it. I don't know legalized it in this, beenthis election and then Oregon decriminalized, all inarcotics yeah I've been loving, beloving, the theMemon ont's, like everybody else, weeds legal organ Havin, a patit butter cracksandwich. My favorite one is like it's a picture of a Straw and heroin. One ofthese is illegal. I likeshit that's fucking Geni, that'sfucking funny, Oh my God, but yeah like eight states, either decriminalized orlegalized it in this election. We were not one of them, but when they first pad on the ballot yeah.Well, I don't think it was on the ballot this year for Ohio, well, thaton of the Iwas like four years ago, en they try to do it like Nicolas. She,like o yeah. It was just it's great idea, but like one companywas going to control everything in Ohio, because I know they because because alot of the places, because they because they decripp because they made someprogress with it like it- didn't, go fully legal, but they made medicallegal, didn't they Ohio, yeah Y, think...

...so yeah, but that was when all the CBDplaces had to get rid of a lot of their shit, because the whatever the way thewording of whatever got past made some of the stuff they were selling like nolonger legal like or like it had to be medically issued, so they had to likesell out of all their stock BS. They couldn't keep it anymore, think it wasthe edibles, never trived an edible I'd like to Oky I'd like to startsmoking weed again America. I just you know: Anbals are so good iall at homeright now. I don't have. I don't have a guy, that's my thing. Is I've never had toworry about finding a weed guy when I was living down south both my both myroommates smoke weed, so I would just buy, buy some off of them. It's likenow. I'm up here. I don't have a weed guy. It's a Chicard Shit e breakins happening inthis. No, it's very a fucking. I haven't seenmy connecting while since fucking covid for edibles, but yeah so got some leftover. I've heardI've heard it's a fun high, but you got to be careful because you can easilyoverdo it. Oh yeah, because it's not like you eat the whole recy cup youtake you take you take a piece of that recent cup. Yeah life don't eat thewhole gummy a bear eat the ear. I I got cookies at home, my only Africa, Ga,that's plenty. Yeah Ik CA, just stare at nothing. Aw, like I'll stare that on I edible likeI'll stare at that nightmary for Christmas, and just like look at it forlike at least what seems like seven hours yeah, it's like seven minutes,just all ma I fucking Lov at it s so fucking much. I was the the first timeI ever did a gravity bong. It hit me hard, Oh really, because I,the most Ihad ever done at that point, a D I was like I was e thousand ninetnded and twenty the most Ihad ever spoke to. That point was was just likeyou know, puff puff, pass on a on a bowl or whatever ayhed a gravity bondfor the first time, and it slowed my CPU process or atser downwho about ten percent, because all o a sudden, like I'm sitting there, justlike scrolling through my phone, just like aimlessly getting like fuckingtunnel vision, I found a had. I was walking with a cane s ID fucked up myknee at that point and I was leaning against a cane just like and then al osudden, I started laughing an everybody was like what are you laughing at and Iwas like that think about penguins and they're, like we were talking aboutthat like fifteen minutes ago Mike it's like it's like, I just gi, just got itfucking. It was great, it was a Greay high, but it was. It was a lot. My thing is, like I don't know any com.What I you edibles, I now no concept of time anymore. Yeah, that's that's the best I think hat's,the best part of getting baked, though Oh that's par, get, makes fucking,really yeah. I could feel every crebice of Ike Shit. I think a like. It seems likeit's a long time to she seemed like you last forever, but really likelike,itaslike half the time, I've. Never I never never head sexwile HIVE, that'ssex! Drunk, it's not fun! That's horrible, yeah, drunk seck is the worstis the worst sex. Am I end? I honestly don't know. Is My comforter oping Myda you're Goingno want to get thatdrackling that never had sex hi? I what I used to Woy I used to do when Iwas living down south, as my buddy nick would come over on Sunday night, and wewould just hit the ball like for hours and like we.We had either we put music on like we watch all episode, O e House and justget just get fucking B or just stare at the popcorn ceiling for fucking hourson end well, maybe he've actually been like EI watching the Docor G, yes WUTWASSIDE! That are we because we at the time we were watching Hannibal, the TVshow with Madd Micgelson that was on NBC. Oh yeah, great fucking showwatching that high fucks with you because they do a lot of like it's. Avery like, like the show, is great, but it's also very like artsy yeah hit's, fine, it's very artsy like in the way it'sshot and edited and stuff so watching it high as trippy as fuck, because,like there's holes, there's whole like sequences where you just watch HannibalCook Really Yeah. It's really it's. Obviously. Obviouslyit looks fucking deliciously. You remember that that liver was from aperson, but how Lon that show last three seasonsand people got really it was. It was gorious fuck. It was really fucking,gory and ther. Was the people got pissed off? There was an episode wherethey had these two dead bodies that were just like fucking mutilated, andthe director was talking about how like they actually originally weren't thatbecause people were getting pissed off that they, it was so fucking, Gor andthey're. Like look, we did the Gore because in an episode we had had thesetwo bodies that were dead on a bed that were naked and you can see the butt andthe network said you can't show Bar...

Butt, so they had to so they mutilatedthe fucking body, because that was okay, oh Jesus, and so that was kind of itwas almost kind of like a fuck you to the, but it was on at like eleven o'clock atnight. You get away with a lot more shit anyway, but it was three seasons.It was really good. They went like they kind of wentthrough like some of the movie. The stories of the movies like a little bitdifferently, Madd Michlson, is Hannibal. Elector wasgreat, but yeah it's a fucked up show, but if you can find a way to watch ithighly recommend it, it l, it's only three seasons and not that long. What was that on NBC Yeah Nacors can remember. It was on ABC itWasn, the last of the season, because ABC always be canceling. Oh He's, meecancel all the networks, yeah all the networks. These days, just fucking gottheir lineups every year. Move Shit around. That's true because,like Fogus, ABC canceled, last ban standing so fox picked it up Foxcanceled, Brooklyn, nine, nine NBC picked e BackUp, NBC, canceled, something and then Netflix picked it up,and it's like everyone just cancels and shuffle shit around and yeah. The thing is they have, they all have their facefollowing wit.People, like I mean well always follow those showsyeah. I theyre on like a few seasons like sometimes don't even feel like it'sabout the ratings. No, it doesn't because, like I said, like B Like Foxcanceled, Brooklyn, nine, nine and people lost their shit, yeah O it gotpicked up because it was it's also weird because, like a lot of theseshows, you'll see like like Fox picked up last man standing, but last Manstheginning was produced by Fox. They just aired it on ABC yeah. Last Man,Brooklyn nine nine was made by NBC. They just showed it on Fox, so I don'tknow if it comes down to like they didn't want to pay NBC anymore money tokeep the show or. But then you also see some of the shitthat they put in there to replace these shows, and it's like really. Youthought this was better ever I remember when they fucking canceled family guy.Like sow many times, they cancel family, guys, wife, three times and ye like. Idid an episode where they made fun of the shows they had to replay ye guy.Think wil ever bring us back only if well, I don't know if they cancel TitusGreg the bunny, the lone Gudman dark angel. He goes on Realy Itecaus. If allthose shows fail, we can get our time slot back so fucking funny. Oh Mygodlike fuck ou fuck you, we, we air reruns of some ofthe old family, guys on one of the stations that we have 't worked likefrom like the early seasons fuck, they were funny. Oh Theyre, fantastic, likeI got lot, don't love the new shit like this past weekend's episode wasHilarious, but, like those old ones like it was, he was a lot more subtleback. then. Now it's really in your face M, as I ont recently where he was at arestaurant, he was like. Do you guys have this? Yes, what about this? Yes,Gess have light sabers, it justn't swing it around. Remember when we didstar wars, be like those old old family, guys likethey were a lot more subtle, but shit. They were funny Yep, even Simpson samething. I watched it episode of Simpson the first time yesterday now two days ago, had younever seen the simpsons, no, no ad it Ben Forever, okay, yeah Thas part I waslike in it out. I was like I haven't watched this in a while. I was like inthe episode after football, but I was like, ah still, Carri still good yeah.It's simpsons hasn't really again. It's different because like if you haveDisney plus you can go back and watch like the first seasonof sensence yeahdoes not hold up the animation's awful T. I ea, but also is just the fuckingsn. So it's fine, but it's so different. Is that show gonna end. They keepsaying ias the last season, but Fox keeps backing up a dumb truck of moneyon a Matt grenning's front lawn, so he's got so much fuck. I know I didn'tknow. Danny Elpman did the music for the simpsons really yeah was watchingthe. I was watching the credits because I have to at my job and it was likemusic like Thanny Alpman. I was like fuck off he's got boukount of money. Oh yeah,there's like there's like five composers out there that control allthe money. John milliams Yep Han Zimer yeah. Well right now, fuck, what's his name, the guy, whodoes h did all the avengers movies shit. Ind forgetting his name, Jo Williams, to yeah her's, a guy ilike right now to getreally annearty is at there's a composer right now. Really, like nameam Michael Jaqino. He did he did both like he does. He did DCR strange. Hedid Roge one. He did both incredibles movies. He did the to the spider man,Maves twit, Thom, Holl and he's doing...

...he's doing the new batband movie. Hedoes good music. Any sin E new. I still N O see Pir random far from home. It'sgood! I like it. I see that I'd loan it to you, but I laned o the Moungal theother day. So was it, I guess in Thew the new DOCR strange maybe has like allthe spider man like actors, ind it at's. What I'm hearing yeah I'm like what thefuck is. Goin I've been talking about doing the fucking like spider, spider, verse like in Real Li.The real live action, one yeah, so I mean that would be the I mean. DOCORstrage would be the right well because the mov, the movies called DoctorStrange and the multiverse of madness, is what they're working with is thetitle, which is a long fucking movie title, but I'm into it I mean that's the one thing that wouldbe the way to do it, wellbecause, they're and also like they're doingthis shit like this. These these shows on Disney plus and the one it's called wandavision it'sabout scarlet, witch and and vision, and I guess it's supposed to be kind oflike a bunch of multiverse fucked up shit to- and I don't know, we've had these conbutmoves for so long. A lot of people forget that, like in the comic books,like that's a thing where there's multiple universes and we're at thepoint where it's like, we've used up all the other stories Shit's about toget confusing, youall yeah because ere it's if you even comid bookreaders like me like when it gets in the multivers Shit, I tap out, I'm likeI'm, not I'm not trying to keep up with this spiderman rersus ultimate spiderman,spectacular, spider, man, spider man, two thousand and ninety nine S. I ust Ijust I just ead one. I don't original! I'm fine ot! It's Goin, no get crazy if they,whenever they can start filming Shit Yeah, because because they were getting ready tostart shooting the eternals, because CUNALN Nongiani had gotten fucking re, yeah yeah, and now it'slike cool, and now you got nothing to do so. He did get ripped yeah. That's a weird guy to see all Jack likethat, I'm so used to him. You know: We've all seen him so yeah an got fucking it's like when ChrisPrant did a Chris Prad did it for that Zegro, dark, thirtya movie! Yo Re atmovie, because Hou played asoldier e was one of the Sol H, that's how it started. YEU got he got. He gotin shape for zero dark thirty, and then it was Guardin to the galaxy where hereally got fucking because it looked like he was a little like mean he couldtell hes in shape. Yit Look Ik kind of still kind of like it was getting thereyeah it's funny to watch. When you go back,I went back and rewatch parks and reck, and it's so funny to see the transition.Oh yeah, because he goes from fucking Doy, ASS, tolike Andy to like hisclothes. Suddenly like his clothes, just look bagger because they tried todress him the same. I guess to hide it, but yeah you coald tell because he becausehe was, there was a whole season where he liked was barely on the show theywrote. They wrote it to where it was like. He was like working in likeEngland, or something like that butit's, because he was filming Arble Shitso, UCK, there's a guy who who lost lawsome love with the fans.Yeah he's also gone through some shit, though his divorce hat him really hard. Yeahnow he's married to Schwarzenegger's daughter, yes, shes, yeah orce, it's a bummer because him andOnafferris were like the fucking best comedy cut, like theirShit, was so funny to watch them on social media and shows. But you don't see that too. Usually you seethese celebrity couples. You's, like I hogoo. That's it's like you know, likeRyan Reynolds, an Blake, lively yeah. I love watching their shit. They love theway they fuck with each other and stuff is always really funny. But I don't know everyone's talking aboutamber her and Johnny Depp Right now, hat self included, fucking Ullshit,yeah shes still got a job, yeah fuck her and honestly his movie was betterLok. It e wrong, I like appleman, but his moyve was better Fucke yeah I mean like I know like Iknow I, I know it's a dicy situation and like it wasn't like we all know shewas doing fucked up shit to him, but like it's still kind of up in the air,if he was doing and shit to her like it's just it just kind of comes acrossis like you guys just needed to not be married. Yeah Holy Shit. That was atoxic relationship yeah, it was a Gretty spers relationship. She's, going through shit to IFR, wantsgo Jesus, fuck everybody calm down, you guys have billions of dollars, just sit by the pool and smoke a cigar and enjoy life twthousand and twenty baby. Hey guys thanks your tuning into thisweek's episode of the basement, Lounge hope you enjoyed it hope he had funwith it. Remember you can always find us on social media. This show was ontwitter and Instagram tvl underscore pod. You also find Mike Wells ontwitter at Mike wtflls and find me on twitter at Mike of all Shayse youowlsupport. This show, by joining our Patreon, becoming a VIP, go apatreoncom basement. Lounge pod join...

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